My team is meeting in Vegas this week to do some team meetingish stuff. I'm still new to corporate life, so I don't really know what happens during these week-long team meeting things. I'm used to being the contractor who saw these as being the lamest weeks out of the year because nobody wanted you coming into their empty offices while they were gone, which meant that you couldn't bill during that week. It's interesting being on the other side of that particular fence...

Anyway, the flight out today was pretty bumpy, and I had a totally full bladder.

During approach, I realized that this is something that I tend to focus on during turbulent landings. I didn't know before why this was, but I think I get it now.

Here's the deal - if the plane crashes while I have a full bladder, then there's a pretty good chance I'm going to wet my pants somewhere along the way.

Now, here's the bigger deal - if I survive, it's going to be pretty embarrassing to crawl out from the wreck with a big urine stain on my pants.

It's nice figuring these little things out.

After Blog Mint [?] :

This is just too damned funny. I love you, Ian.