[Update: It has been brought to my attention by several people that there is a much easier way of doing this, but I don’t care. I put a lot of work into this tuna casserole, and you can just eat it and like it! Where would we be if we always took the easy way out? Huh? NOWHERE. That’s where.]

If you were me, and you aren’t, but if you were, then your desktop would look like this:

I have this thing about cleanliness, but I don’t have the time or patience to be constantly cleaning up my desktop, and the result is a cluttered mess that stresses me out and makes me wish I were dead. Yeah. Dead. I said it.

It turns out that there’s a really easy way to clean up, and it’s just a registry setting. It basically makes it so that, although you have a desktop, you just can’t see it. Does that make sense? Not really? I guess not, but the alternative makes me wish I were dead, so to hell with comprehension.

If you would like your desktop to be all clean and pretty like mine, then you can download the registry files here.

There are two (2) files in the Zip file:

– The file named “Clean_Desktop.reg” cleans your desktop – just double-click on this file to run it

– The file named “Dirty_Desktop.reg” restores your desktop to the higgledy-piggledy mess that it was before - just double-click on this file to run it

You might have to log out or reboot to see the changes.

Legalese

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