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Under the control of the Longhorn HypnoClock

I've been meaning to post, but have been a little hungover tired for the past few days. Going to the PDC may look easy, but it takes a lot out of you to drink like a shiftless son of a whore every night attend all those sessions. Plus, I've been feeling a little under the weather, and think I might have caught syphilis a little something from a one-legged hooker someone I met at the hotel.

So, posts might be a little sparse over the next couple days, as I'm going to be under the control of the Longhorn HypnoClock learning more about the next generation of managed badassness that I have sitting in VPC. I've already devised a new way to waste your time the killer app for Longhorn, and it's just a matter of sobering up diving into the docs a little more to figure out how to write a virus that will destroy Justin Timberlake do what I want.

Keep your eyes peeled, then, 'cause I'm going to be getting out of rehab soon releasing my app any day now. This is going to be like poking my eye out with a bus really fun!

Published Tuesday, November 04, 2003 5:22 AM by Rory

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Jason Bunting said:

At times, you are a little out of control - but most of the time you bring some much-needed humor to the community of .NET bloggers . . . Thanks! (Your PDC posts have been a hoot, keep it up!)
November 4, 2003 5:49 AM
 

Rory said:

"...most of the time you bring some much-needed humor to the community of .NET bloggers"

Wait 'til you see what my Longhorn application is :)

And thanks for the compliments... Greatly appreciated.
November 4, 2003 6:14 AM
 

Chris Sells said:

Oh, dude. When I read "one legged whore," I died! I'm sitting here in my kitchen all alone laughing. That's either a mark of how funny you are, how pathetic I am or a cruel mixture of both. : )
November 4, 2003 6:43 AM
 

Robert McLaws said:

You really ARE going to reorganize your porn collection using WinFS aren't you?
November 4, 2003 9:46 AM
 

Bliz said:

That has to go down as the #1 post in the Blogging Hall of Fame. You Rock!
November 4, 2003 4:15 PM
 

SBC said:

Along with this one, I appreciate your humorous posts -
http://weblogs.asp.net/sbchatterjee/posts/34859.aspx
If we meet a MS Dev conference - I owe you a couple of beers (or equivalent).
November 4, 2003 6:05 PM
 

milbertus said:

Thanks for fixing your site for us Mozilla Firebird users. It's nice to be able to move my mouse over the comments and have them not disappear into obvilion. :)
November 4, 2003 11:41 PM
 

Rory said:

"Thanks for fixing your site for us Mozilla Firebird users."

I didn't :) Is it suddenly working?

'Cause I'm using Firebird right now, and I'm still having The Problem (note that I don't have The Problem with IE *or* Safari, so I'm guessing that it's a Mozilla issue).

I'm using 0.7 if you're curious...
November 4, 2003 11:50 PM
 

Bishop Don Magic Juan said:

YOU were the john that shafted Trixie? I'm comin fo' my money!
November 5, 2003 1:49 AM
 

milbertus said:

Now this is wierd. I'm sure that it was "fixed" yesterday, but today the problem is back. Maybe I'm just going crazy again. ;)
November 5, 2003 4:45 PM
 

Mel said:

Dude... step away from the Longhorn and post... I need a fix!
November 6, 2003 1:50 PM
 

Rory said:

I *will* be posting tonight - I've just had a busy couple of days.

A thousand apologies.
November 6, 2003 5:04 PM
 

TrackBack said:

Uh, oh... Looks like Rory's fallen under the spell...
November 4, 2003 4:38 PM
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