So, I finally put up a blog.
Actually, I was blogging back when most of you were still nothing more than naughty
feelings in your fathers' loins.
But, enough of that. I'm here now, and you are my brothers.
And, holy crap, I just heard my woman say that the French are going to spend $5,000,000.00
to put 20,000 light bulbs on the Eiffel Tower.
Um. Is this the standard rate for screwing in light bulbs? $250 a bulb? I feel like
such a moron, coding all day long.
In fact, I quit. I'm gonna take my brand new blog down. I'm going to Fred Meyers,
and I'm going to buy some GE bulbs on which to practice.
If any of you want to come along to corner the light bulb screwing in industry in
the states, then you're welcome to join me.