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So, I finally put up a blog.

Actually, I was blogging back when most of you were still nothing more than naughty feelings in your fathers' loins.

But, enough of that. I'm here now, and you are my brothers.

And, holy crap, I just heard my woman say that the French are going to spend $5,000,000.00 to put 20,000 light bulbs on the Eiffel Tower.

Um. Is this the standard rate for screwing in light bulbs? $250 a bulb? I feel like such a moron, coding all day long.

In fact, I quit. I'm gonna take my brand new blog down. I'm going to Fred Meyers, and I'm going to buy some GE bulbs on which to practice.

If any of you want to come along to corner the light bulb screwing in industry in the states, then you're welcome to join me.

Published Sunday, April 27, 2003 5:51 AM by Rory

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bliz said:

Hey, man, it's been almost a year. Happy near anniversary!
April 13, 2004 10:45 PM
 

scottish terrier said:

At $250 a bulb count me in :)
June 13, 2004 3:50 AM
 

Jason Bunting said:

So, perhaps April 26th should be a holiday? I mean, shouldn't we mark the anniversary of the first post (notwithstanding most of us were not around for it)?

There is still plenty of time to get ready for a 3-year celebration this year. Someone should alert the press.

:P
March 28, 2006 9:55 PM
 

TrackBack said:

Rory's taking a break... THE BEST OF RORY -- #1.
January 4, 2004 6:24 AM
 

Neopoleon said:

Four years. That's how long I've been doing this now. Each time my blog's odometer rolls over a year,...
April 27, 2007 5:31 PM
 

Kat said:

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that you were so funny in your podcast, I'm vowing to read at least one page/day of your blog. Starting with this entry. It may not be a big goal, but I take pride in creating a plan to waste time and following through. Wish me luck.
June 2, 2007 9:12 PM
 

Rory said:

Kat -

"Hey, I just wanted to let you know that you were so funny in your podcast, I'm vowing to read at least one page/day of your blog. Starting with this entry. It may not be a big goal, but I take pride in creating a plan to waste time and following through. Wish me luck."

Thanks for liking the podcast, yo.

I've had a lot of people write in who decided to read my site from start to finish, and it always shocks me.

If I had known *beforehand* what they were going to try, I'd have warned them that there were a lot of dull, very serious posts in the first year. The funnier stuff is still worth a read, but the serious stuff is... blah.

If you try to read everything, you might find that you're putting a lot of work into something from which you don't derive as much pleasure as you ought to.

Trust me about skipping the boring posts - it'll make your neopoleon experience *much* nicer :)

Anyway, hope you like it.

We also just started releasing new episodes of The Smartest Man in the World. We stopped for a while because the producer canned the editor, and my show got bumped until a new editor was brought on board. I'm also going to start recording some of my newer material, so there'll be plenty more new stuff.

Yep.

So...

Tah :)
June 3, 2007 12:32 AM
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