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AI is coming, and it's mad at you

Chris Sells wrote an email to Robert Scoble in which he said that "You can love machines and people, but only people can love you back."

While this is currently true, it's going to change someday. While it's entirely possible that we'll all be long dead when it happens, it'll still happen.

I even foresee a day when machines can hate you back, but that's just because I'm kind of a visionary. I can also envisage a day when a machine will be able to pop your head off your shoulders 'cause you looked at it wrong.

What about the machines that will twist your arm behind your back and make you cry "uncle?" They're coming, too - Better be ready.

I'm also looking forward to the machines that will get drunk and slap you on the back so hard that your eyeballs will fly out of your skull and roll under the couch, where the cat will eat them.

The future: It's coming, and it's going to do a whole lot more than just love you back.

Published Sunday, June 15, 2003 2:44 AM by Rory

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Stuart Laughlin said:

I'm pretty sure machines will be be buddies with each other in the future (I'm a visionary, too). I think two machine buddies will approach you and one will talk to you while the other one sneaks behind you and gets down on all fours. Then, when you least expect it, the one talking to you will push you over the top his buddy. It will hurt (a lot), and their creepy sounding machine laughs will make you feel like crying. And *that* is why I hate Robert Scoble.
June 15, 2003 5:37 AM
 

Rory said:

Oh, crap :) That got me laughing... About Robert Scoble, though: You'll come around, Stuart. I remember what you said in the WOOT list about being a blog addict. One way or another, you'll come around... [evil robot laugh]
June 15, 2003 5:47 AM
 

Dan F said:

The real meaning of scobleized revealed at last. This whole blog thing has just been an elaborate cover up for robotic fun and japes.
June 16, 2003 2:54 AM
 

TrackBack said:

Been blogging for a year - Forgotten why I even started...
April 27, 2004 1:14 AM
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