I'm not at all opposed to DRM (Digital Rights Management) in principal, but I'm learning to strongly dislike the reality.
My dislike doesn't have anything to do with the perceived problems, but rather the real everyday hindrances that are going to seriously piss off Joe and Jane Consumer (a group of which I constitute one small fraction).
Many people are worried about losing control over what they purchase; they're worried about the "big brother" issues surrounding DRM. They don't want The Man telling them how to listen to music, or how to read an eBook.
Me? I'm worried about something very different.
Allow me to illustrate.
Buying a traditional book (pages fabricated from the pulp of old-growth rainforest, still with the blood of some undiscovered macaw on them)
1. Put on clothing (optional, but suggested).
2. Go to store (might as well go by fossil-fuel powered car - you're already on your way to purchase some silly novel bound in the former habitat of the now extinct Amazonian tree-dwelling leaf-humping thunder-frog).
3. Find your book and buy it.
4. Go home.
5. Read book.
Pretty simple, right?
Now, you'd think that buying an eBook on the good ol' internet should be even easier since it should, in theory, completely eliminate several of the steps required to purchase a "real" book.
Buying an eBook (theoretical version)
1. Walk into living room naked.
2. Find book on Amazon.
3. Buy it.
4. Read it.
That sounds really awesome.
Unfortunately, we aren't really there yet.
Buying an eBook (real version)
Before I begin, I'd like to say that I've now purchased eBooks from several online vendors, and the experience has been slightly different for each. The list I'm providing here is a combination of the two largest sites from which I've purchased books (Amazon and Powell's).
Also, my experiences are limited to purchasing books for the Microsoft Reader format.
1. Walk into living room naked.
2. Find eBook.
3. Buy it.
4. Try to download it, but be denied access to the eBook download because some jack-ass browser plug-in has determined that the version of Microsoft Reader on my desktop is out of date and wouldn't be able to load the book.
5. Look the computer square in the eyeballs and say, "But I want to read it on my PocketPC - not on my desktop, so why can't I just have it?"
6. Fire up Mozilla and try to download the eBook by bypassing the IE plug-in. Discover that this doesn't work at all because you can't even download your eBook unless you're running IE on Windows. Curse the universe for this bad, bad, bad design.
7. Give in and upgrade your desktop's version of Microsoft Reader. Swear a little, but breathe a sigh of relief because this ordeal will soon be over.
8. Go back and try to download the eBook again. Get mad because IE is handling the download automatically without asking you where you'd like to save it.
9. Accept that IE is just going to do this. Go in search of the eBook that was supposedly downloaded to your PC.
10. Discover that the eBook was never downloaded. Freak out.
11. Call tech support to ask why this is happening. Learn that it's because you're falling prey to the bug in IE which prevents some downloads from taking place due to the "Temporary Internet Files" folder being "full."
12. Clear the "Temporary Internet Files" folder and try the download again. Jump for joy when it works.
13. Copy the eBook to your PocketPC, which is where you wanted to read it to begin with.
14. Fire up Microsoft Reader. Try to read the book. Receive a notification that your copy of Microsoft Reader has to be "activated" before it will be able to read DRM protected eBooks.
15. Plug the PocketPC back in, sync with the desktop, and "activate" Microsoft Reader.
16. Go back to PocketPC and try to read the book. Receive an error that tells you nothing about anything. Swear again.
17. Call tech support for the second time in an hour, wondering why, as a computer nerd, you can't even get a freaking book up and running on your PocketPC. Learn that it's because the copy of Microsoft Reader on your PocketPC is outdated and needs to be replaced.
18. Grab the new version of Microsoft Reader for the PocketPC and install it.
19. Fire up your PocketPC, load Microsoft Reader, finally get the eBook to load properly, but go for a walk outside instead of reading because you're so pissed off about what just happened.
That's the truth
I wish that this weren't the case. Consumers have enough negative feelings about DRM already that this sort of thing is really pushing the bounds of what is acceptable.
I'm a computer nerd, and I found the process totally intolerable. Keep in mind that I've installed Websphere before, so I know pain - this was no walk in the park.
What bothers me most, though, is that I love reading on my PocketPC/tablet. The last thing I want to see is a backlash from consumers because they can't even read the books they've legitimately purchased. Amazon and Powell’s have very good selections of eBooks (not just in Microsoft Reader format), and the shopping experience has the potential to be quick and painless. For some reason, though, it isn't.
I wish that Amazon, Powell’s, and Microsoft had thought about this more. When you're asking consumers to give up a certain amount of freedom, you should give back to those consumers. In this case, the consumers should have been given convenience and lower prices (slashing and burning rain forests is expensive), but were instead just slapped in the face with further insult.
I have a high tolerance for technical mishaps. When I'm using a complex piece of software, I expect things to go wrong every once in a while. The world isn't perfect, and neither is software. However, most people don't have this tolerance, and they won't put up with it. I have since gone back and purchased several more books, but I'm still holding a grudge about the rough start.
If eBooks fail because someone thought it would be OK to horrifically foul up the consumer experience of buying them, then I and a few other people are going to want some answers. There's no excuse for this mess.