You know when people say, "I haven't been this sick in years," and you know that they're lying?

Well, I'm not (lying, that is (I most certainly am the sickest I've been in years)). Expect very light posting over the next couple days (if any). This is the most lively I've been in about twenty-four hours, and I feel like someone's recently impaled me on a washing-machine spindle and then activated the bloody device.

In other words, I have one hell of a stomach flu right now.

If I'm not dead in a few days, then expect posting to return to its regular schedule.

Maybe I'll try to get a stomach transplant or something. Do any of you have a stomach you aren't using?