Dear Microsoft,
Could you please tell me how to remove the old version of Instant Messenger that won't go away? I have 6.1, and I don't think I need the old one (4.7) anymore. However...
I've uninstalled. I've deleted.
I've begged. Prayed. Drawn circles on the ground, poured chicken blood over my head, and danced.
You know - whatever.
But it's back.
I feel like I'm battling the undead. Or one of those trick birthday candles that reignites after it's been blown out.
I could wipe the drive, torch the laptop, tie a cement brick around its leg, and drop it in the river, but I know that the old version of Instant Messenger would somehow reassemble itself, swim to shore, jog swiftly back to my home, and then crawl into bed with me.
I just want it to go away, but it's constantly flaring up without warning.
Like herpes.
Thanks,
- Rory