Me:
An enthusiastic, but ignorant, chump who wants to learn a bit about CS. Recently convinced by one of Andy's comments over at Steve's site, I want to know what I'm missing.
However, I'm in a hurry, and I don't like learning things at the typical college pace. I also don't give a rat's ass about having the degree, so I'd rather avoid college altogether at this point.
I could learn from a book, but nothing beats human/human interaction.
You:
Someone who knows CS, and who has the communication skills to teach it. Being able to meet face-to-face would be nice, but videoconferencing with iSight/iChat would fine, and plain old email would work, too.
The idea:
You could assign reading and assignments at regular intervals. I'd do my best to do the work, and would pester you with questions when I had problems.
At other regular intervals, you could provide me with your own insight into a set of problems/concepts.
I don't care what platform is used for the lessons. I'm at home in Windows/*nix/Timex-Sinclair 1000 - it doesn't matter. The concepts are what I want.
The dough:
Depending on how things would take place, we could work out a pricing model that's either hourly or lumpy. I'm not loaded, but I'm not totally destitute, either.
If this sounds good, then just email me. Thanks.
Also, if anybody out there knows of anybody who'd be interested, do the Rodawgg a favor and pass it along, OK?