At the end of a few weeks on the road, and after having gone blind on Tuesday during one of my talks, all I could think last night when getting home was, "Lord, I hope there's a letter waiting for me which requests my presence in a dingy old court room at the rate of $10.00/day for the entire month of December to determine whether or not we should give the death sentence to the fourteen year old who stole a tube of lipstick from a local department store."
Well, it seems that someone was listening, because that's exactly what I got.
I've been summoned for jury duty.
But, because I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to actually go through with this, I was hoping you could all help a brother out by printing the form letter below, signing it, and sending it in to the Multnomah County Circuit Court no later than December 4th of this year:
Your help is greatly appreciated.
Also, Bonus PointsTM to the person who can name the classic computer game from which I stole a phrase for the title of this post :)