Ron Green thinks I ought to be given free conference passes so that I can blog them (the conferences - not the passes (I don't see why anybody would want me to blog passes (but you probably already knew what I meant (it's just that I really like nested parenthetical statements (and, no, I don't code in Lisp))))).

At the risk of sounding like my head might be swelling a little, I must admit that I certainly can't argue with him.

He's absolutely right, you know?

Actually, it isn't really necessary. I do appreciate the sentiment, though. It was a very nice thing to say.

The truth is that I believe what the Beatles believed: All you need is love.

Well, all you need is love and maybe a million dollars.

And Cameron Diaz.

All you need is love, a million dollars, and Cameron Diaz.

In fact, we can just forget the love thing. All you need is a million dollars and Cameron Diaz.

Now that I think about it, you better make that a couple million. Daddy needs a new car.

To summarize: If you want to show your support, then just PayPal me two million dollars, and FedEx Cameron Diaz to my door as quickly as humanly possible.

There's no better way to say "I care."