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Looks like I just ran out of vacation

Wow.

It's been quite the vacation.

Today is the last day, and I'm a little bummed out that I haven't heard back from Jeff Bezos or John Carmack about the astronaut positions for which I applied. I seriously thought I was "in there."

Anyway, quite a bit of other coolness happened. I'd go into some great detail about it, but I got 18.2 seconds of sleep last night, and I'm writing this post on autopilot.

I think that what floored me the most is that I got Sellsdotted and Winerdotted, which I didn't expect. So, that's uber nifty.

What is perhaps even more important, though, is that my site is currently on the second page of results for the Google search "Burt Reynolds nude."

I'm getting closer.

One day, I will own that search phrase. People will learn very quickly that, when Burt Reynolds nudity is in question, all roads lead back to neopoleon.com.

Just got to keep on dreaming...

Published Monday, July 14, 2003 1:12 AM by Rory

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Grant Carpenter said:

Two words: Stroker Ace
July 14, 2003 8:12 AM
 

Stuart said:

I'm excited because today I'm able to get back to my routine of watching your webcam all day. Yay! Time to break out the magnifying glass; it looks like there's a bunch of new stuff for me to read on the whiteboard! After that I wait for people to walk up behind you and then I scream "Rory! Look out! There's someone behind you!" at my monitor (the guys who sit next to me *love* that). I also like it when you have convesations with people on camera because then I get to make up your exchanges. The down side is that you guys seem to always talk about each others' appearances and very little else. "Hey, Rory, I see you're still working at that computer." "Yep, I sure am, old guy. Why is your hair so shiny?" "It might be the cream rinse I use. Are you wearing that jacket because you're cold?" "No, I just wear it because I like the lapels." It goes on and on from there (see how boring?). Why must you always focus on the externals?? So, to summarize... 1. Write bigger on the whiteboard 2. Have more interesting conversations 3. Keep the webcam rolling!
July 14, 2003 7:18 PM
 

Rory said:

Oh, crap :) I've been having a more or less miserable day (for quite a few reasons). That comment was the first thing that got me to smile all day.
July 14, 2003 7:26 PM
 

Rory said:

Oh, and, yes - I *am* cold in here. They keep the AC on all day because there are lots and lots of people in the building who are wearing suits. I'm a contractor though, and so am allowed to look like a total slob. It gets me nasty looks in the elevator, but I thrive on that sort of thing anyway. A couple people have even said they were going to call security. Yes: I look *that* bad. Nobody's called yet. I've just said, "Hey - I don't recognize you either, BUDDY, and I was thinking about calling security myself." Gotta love what 9/11 did for melodrama around the workplace.
July 14, 2003 8:43 PM
 

Stuart said:

The conversation you just had with the guy in the greenish shirt (with glasses/without facial hair) was a little less superficial than usual. Keep up the good work! So, did you really take down your site for few minutes just to play mind games with the guy who was looking for webhost recommendations? That's good stuff! :-)
July 14, 2003 9:45 PM
 

Rory said:

My site went down? Lame. I *wish* that had been a joke. Hm. I wonder what kind of uptime I'm actually getting. 75.999%? I might have to have a talk with these people...
July 14, 2003 9:49 PM
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