This vehicle has an MSRP starting at $52,045:

One of them passed me on the street today. It got me thinking about the general decline of the universe, but we'll just save that post for another time.

At the moment, I would just like to address anybody out there who happens to own one of these.

Basically, if you have one, then you're the kind of person who has tons of money, and who spends it without thinking.

You, my friend, should really be subscribing to my charitable Amazon RSS feeds.

In fact, I've got the URL to one right here that should be right up your alley. After hours of thinking about the forces that must motivate someone to spend more money on a superbly ugly truck than my parents spent on their first home, I feel that I've managed to distill the tastes and preferences of the common Cadillac EXT owner into one efficient RSS feed.

Please copy and paste the following URL into your favorite RSS consumer:

http://www.neopoleon.com/blog/rssFeeds.aspx?t=bn&bc=17&sc=1&kw=hitler

Should you happen to purchase any of the items in the feed, remember that part of your purchase will go to charity.

Thank you ever so terribly much for your patronage.

- Neopoleon.com staff