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What's your excuse?

You missed it.

Oh, yeah. Ohhhhh, boy. You realllly missed it.

And when I say "you" in italics like that, I'm not talking about the "you" that had a good excuse not to come to the Portland Nerd Dinner tonight. I'm not talking about the "you" that lives at a geological recording station in the Arctic. I'm not talking about the "you" that was giving birth in the Republic of Chad earlier tonight.

No, sir. I'm talking about you: The nerds among you who live in Portland but didn't attend tonight's dinner.

I'm talking about the "you" who didn't get to hear Rick's story about working for a Detroit crime lord.

I'm talking about the "you" who didn’t get the chance to learn about Joe’s ideal laptop, which would include 37 hard drives, weigh 85 pounds, and probably cause a small blackout if it were ever turned on.

I’m talking about the "you" who didn’t get to check out Jim’s new tablet.

I’m talking about the "you" who didn’t get to chill with Phil and meet his lovely wife.

I’m talking about the "you" who missed Chris telling the tale of his friend, who was obviously short of cash or something, who swallowed a raw cow testicle for two dollars.

Oh, yeah. That’s right - I’m talking about you.

Next time, if you’re able, you ought to think about showing up. That way you will be one of us.

It takes people to make a community, you whackjobs.

P.S.

I'm sorry I called you all whackjobs. If only I could turn back time and find a way to remove that line from this blog post before I publish it right now.

Published Wednesday, October 22, 2003 4:34 AM by Rory

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Guy Incognito said:

i like the cut of your jib...
October 22, 2003 10:56 PM
 

Bliz said:

What fun!
October 23, 2003 4:28 PM
 

Neil said:

But you're all .NET and Windows geeks and don't tolerate those that are different (e.g. Java geeks).
October 23, 2003 7:07 PM
 

Rory said:

Neil -

That isn't actually true (at least in my case).

In fact, had you been at the dinner, you would have heard me talk about my Linux installs at home.

Plus, before .NET came along, Java was (by a longshot) my favorite dev platform, and I'm still involved with some Java projects. It's just that .NET has really blown me away, and it interests me more than Java - This is just a preference, and I'm not saying that Java is bad. I *like* Java. I just don't like it as much as I like .NET.

I know I sound intolerant, but I'm not really. I *am* critical, and I do hate Java app servers. I've mentioned my Java app server hatred here before, and I'm guessing that that's where you're getting the idea that I don't like Java.

Anyway, I can't speak for the other dinner attendees, but I run Linux, Windows, and Mac OS X at home, side by side, and use them all regularly. I just find that I have more to say about Windows/.NET right now because it's my current platform of choice.

I even mix my interests - As soon as Rotor was available for OS X, I grabbed it, built it, and loved it.

I'm very platform/language agnostic - I let the one that appeals to me the most *make my choice for me*. If Sun suddenly came out with something that blew .NET out of the water, *I'd switch*.

That said, I'll admit that I really like MS "the company." I've met tons of really cool people who work for/with MS. People can say whatever they want about MS, but I've made some good friends there, and have no problem disclosing the fact that I think it's a great place.

Yup, yup, yup :)
October 23, 2003 8:09 PM
 

Phil Weber said:

Rory: Cheryl and I enjoyed your recap of the evening, but she says you need to include a cartoon of Chris' friend swallowing the cownut -- she suggests a stick figure with a circular lump in its throat. :-)
October 24, 2003 5:38 PM
 

Rory said:

That sounds awesome - A stick figure with a stick testicle stuck in his stick throat.

People think that stick figure drawing is "easy" and "stupid," but they don't realize the work it takes to depict certain scenes, such as those that might exist in more than two dimensions.

Stick figure artists don't get any respect, so I humbly thank Cheryl for her suggestion, as it is obviously recognition that *I* am an *artist*.

However, I'm afraid that I cannot comply. To draw a stick testicle stuck in a stick throat would require incredible concentration, and I would probably wind up focusing more on the concept of eating stick testicles than I'd like, after about five minutes of which I would probably stick throw-up all over the place, so I'm going to have to be a stick in the mud and say "no" :)
October 24, 2003 7:37 PM
 

TrackBack said:

Portland Nerd Dinner #2 - revisited...
October 23, 2003 4:26 PM
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