It has been a very long time since I last posted a dream.

Way too long.

[Warning: This post includes references to the female reproductive organs. Although the dream was largely devoid of sexual content, it does involve some elements of the reproductive cycle, albeit in a manner that you'd probably find in a film in the "art" section rather than a film you'd find in the "adult" section (not that I'd know anything about the sorts of films that show up in the adult section).

You've been warned. All complaints will be read, laughed at, and forwarded to my friends.]

When this dream began, all I could see was a female of our species (human). She was in a "room" that was quite dark - if there were walls, doors, or a ceiling, I couldn't see them.

There were only two (2) sources of light in the "room": One coming from behind her, framing her in a body-wide halo. I couldn't see the other source of light, but it was casting a diffuse glow on her body in such a way that I was able to see her features quite clearly.

The first thing I noticed about her was that she was wearing a scarf. Aside from that, and aside from the strange room, nothing seemed too out of the ordinary.

This "ordinary" quality was, of course, only present because the dream had yet to advance. It got a little weird, if you know what I'm saying.

From out of nowhere came another female of our species (human - that's what we are (right?)). She approached the first girl, undid the scarf, and walked away.

I immediately understood what the scarf was for.

In the middle of this girl's neck, just where the Adam's apple would be, was a vagina. You might think that's a little odd, but I personally think that the stream of brilliant light pouring out of it was even stranger still.

If you've ever used a flashlight in a smoky/steamy/dusty room, then you're probably familiar with the cool looking beam of light that's created in such a situation - it almost looks solid.

Well, imagine that beam, but much brighter, much more coherent, and much longer. Imagine it, if you will, because that's what was coming out of the vagina in this girl's neck.

So, that's already a little weird, but it gets better.

A few moments later, I saw spiders crawling in and out of the hole - tons of 'em. They were all over the place, coming and going as they pleased.

They eventually disappeared and were replaced by something which was, yes, somehow even more bizarre.

Pairs of three-inch high cherubs began to float out of the vagina, and down the beam of light. There was one white cherub and one black cherub in each pair, and they were having sex. It wasn't wild, sloppy sex or anything - just slow, graceful whoopee.

A pair of cherubs floated out of the vagina at a rate of about one pair every five seconds. Each pair floated down the beam of light as though physically attached to it.

The dream went on like that for a little while, and then I woke up. It was really quite pretty.