Long time readers have probably noticed that I haven't been posting dreams with any regularity in the past few months. Whether you think this is a good thing or not is something I don't know, but posting dreams did used to be a neopoleon.com staple. I miss posting them (I think they're kind of fun), but have found lately that there are so many other things to write about that I've just kind of stopped paying attention to them.

I think that kind of sucks, so I'm posting one of last night's dreams just for kicks.

The star of the dream was a cat. It looked like an ordinary housecat: orange with white stripes. Nothing about it seemed out of the ordinary.

Except for this one little thing...

The cat roamed the neighborhood, sometimes encountering other cats. When it spotted another cat, it engaged in the usual "Hey, how's it going, I'm a cat and you're a cat" sort of greeting.

Once it had the confidence of the other cat, though, the ordinary housecat got freaky.

It extended its claws, which were longer than regular housecat claws. It then put its paws over the other cat's paws, and pressed down with its claws, effectively pinning the other cat to the ground.

Then the ordinary housecat got really freaky.

Once the other cat was pinned down, the ordinary housecat, hereafter referred to as Tesla Cat, started shooting lightning bolts at the other cat. The bolts shot right out of Tesla Cat's fur.

While this went on, Tesla Cat wore what was clearly an evil look on its face. Tesla Cat also managed to remain perfectly still in spite of the fact that the other cat was writhing in pain as it was cooked alive by Tesla Cat.

Eventually, the victim cat was cooked to a crisp, and Tesla Cat went off in search of another cat to fry.

Pretty creepy, especially in light of the fact that I happen to really like cats.

Yup. I gotta say - Tesla Cat was a real asshole.