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Let's end this day on a *good* note, shall we?

I wouldn't feel right going to bed with nothing but a big fat mess on my blog, but I'm too tired to write.

So, because they say a picture is worth a 1,000 words, I drew my feelings. Unfortunately, I don't have my tablet with me (I'm at Carl's, and the tablet's back at my apartment), so I had to do the drawing in MSPaint, which, we all know, is a first class imaging tool.

I hope the drawing does a good job of communicating what's in my heart right now:

Peace Bird

I drew the bird with pants on so that your kids can look at it, too. I mean, nobody
wants to see a big bird shlong hanging down, do they? No, I don't think so either.


Peace out, everybody. Good night.

Published Tuesday, April 13, 2004 2:33 AM by Rory

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JackHanna said:

what the hell kind of bird is that supposed to be?
April 13, 2004 3:31 AM
 

Bob Reselman said:

Bird's have schlongs?

BTW: A Beverly Hills bird would never wear blue pants. It's all black on black. I was at Spago the other day. A waiter asked a bird to leave because he was wearing blue pants. Sort of unusual. Usually they let the birds wear whatever they want, whenever they want. Most birds out here are pretty well integrated into The Business. This week's ill dresssed bird is next week's hot talent. But, I guess they drew the line at blue pants.
April 13, 2004 3:34 AM
 

GuyIncognito said:

April 13, 2004 3:39 AM
 

Chance Gillespie said:

"Found! The longest bird penis ever"

ahhhhh, the power of google.
April 13, 2004 4:23 AM
 

Dude67 said:

Rory, you have GOT to lay off the dope man... it is frying your brain....
April 13, 2004 7:20 AM
 

J said:

Nice one Rory, I'm hoping that this is about the end.

Now, if you and Roy restrain from replying to comments on this update (you know it'll probably escalate), and if your next post is completely unrelated to the whole issue, things might be able to return to normal pretty shortly.

Keep up the good work.
April 13, 2004 11:47 AM
 

SBC said:

It's a dicky bird..
:-)
April 13, 2004 1:20 PM
 

Michael Powell said:

Under Rule 419212, Section 1293, of Chapter 1928373 Book 12390231890; "Schlong" is considered offensive to some.

Please send a letter of apology and $50 to:
Federal Communications Commission
445 12th Street SW
Washington, DC 20554

Thank you for your cooperation and may <insert your creator> <insert your positive feeling/action> America
April 13, 2004 3:14 PM
 

Catatonic said:

Peace on Earth... POE... OPE... My precious bodily fluids!!!
April 14, 2004 12:32 AM
 

Rory said:

Catatonic -

I was wondering if anybody was going to pick up on that :)

I was thinking the exact same thing...
April 14, 2004 12:35 AM
 

Jeremy said:

The blind will eventually inherit the earth. :(
April 14, 2004 1:53 AM
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