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Dream #50 - The Future of Advertising

Dreamt last night that I was living in this world at some point in the somewhat distant future. Interstellar space travel was possible, and most people on Earth were living in very small apartments (that's the future in a nutshell for you).

I had a job as an actor in ads. I was the irritating person who popped open cans of soda, sipped from them on hot days in the sun, and then said, "Aaaahhhhhhhhhh" in a way that nobody with any self respect ever would.

My job typically involved travel around our solar system, going from exotic location to exotic location, but an order came in one day for me to travel to a water-world circling a distant star to get a shot that wouldn't be possible anywhere on Earth (apparently, CG isn't going to be a big thing in the future).

I was talking to my agent about it...

Me: How far away is this place?

Agent: About ten light years, but we can get you there faster.

Me: Faster? Well, never mind. I won't worry about the details. I do have a question, though.

Agent: OK - shoot.

Me: All this traveling at extremely high speeds - isn't it going to mean that I'm going to age much more slowly than the rest of you? You know - all that relativity stuff.

Agent: Something like that.

Me: So, when I get back from the job, my family and everyone I know will be dead.

Agent: Basically, yeah.

Me: It was nice knowing you.

With that, I put down the can of soda I had been "Aaaaahhhhh"ing over and walked away. I found it appalling that a company was so desperate to make the ad they wanted that they'd be willing to ask someone to give up his life for it.

It also dawned on me then that there were probably some other actors who did engage in this sort of travel, and that they not only didn't ever have a chance to have families, but that they also probably had new agents each time they returned to Earth to get new jobs. I thought that was interesting - the talent agency persisted over the eons, but the agents were switched out as they died of old age, meaning that the actor's relationship was really just with the agency, and that the agent was a sort of faceless representative that acted as a liaison only during his or her lifetime.

Weird stuff, the future.

Published Wednesday, August 25, 2004 8:16 PM by Rory

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ME said:

Ok Rory, time to start taking your medication again...
August 25, 2004 8:37 PM
 

paul said:

What if Earth Immigration wouldn't allow you in?
August 25, 2004 10:40 PM
 

Rory said:

Paul -

"What if Earth Immigration wouldn't allow you in?"

Then I would (obviously) hire a Smurf assassin to take out all the people in opposition to my entrance.
August 25, 2004 10:50 PM
 

Aaron Toponce said:

The real interesting thing about Einstein's Theory of Relativity? When you leave away traveling at or near the speed of light, you age slower, however when returning, your destination is now heading at you at or near the speed of light- thus they are aging slower. So you would still be the same age as when you left.
August 25, 2004 11:59 PM
 

Randy Jackson said:

yeah... the future rushes in...

Thanks for your time on this BLOG
August 26, 2004 4:46 AM
 

Ron Scott said:

Hi Rory, I caught your Portland show today, nice job. I wish I won the PDA.

In any case, all microphone malfunctions aside, and I'm sorry I shouted out "Resharper" at one point, it was mostly informative, though the InfoPath stuff is a bit of a hard sell.

An enjoyable presentation--keep up the good work.
August 27, 2004 12:00 AM
 

Rory said:

Ron -

"In any case, all microphone malfunctions aside, and I'm sorry I shouted out "Resharper" at one point"

I was actually *glad* you shouted it out - It's a good product, and for people who'd like to be refactoring inside of VS.NET today, that's good info :)
August 27, 2004 4:22 PM
 

Addy Santo said:

Hey Rory,

I've been in a "road warrior" for the past 6 months. You should put a reminder to re-read this after you have been living out of suitcases for a few months, and you will see that it applies to today's world just as much as to the future. Only difference is that the leaving behind / dying happens a weeks at a time instead of all at once :(

I need a friggin vacation!
September 12, 2004 5:47 PM
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