Aydika and I were lucky enough to get to a high point in Portland yesterday from which to watch Mt. St. Helens vomit ash into the sky.

Amid the back pain, bloody urine, and dizzy spells, this was at least one cool thing to have gotten to do :)

Snapped a couple photos. Unfortunately, by the time we took the photos, the mountain was a little obscured, but you can still see the plume of volcanic ejaculate soaring miles up into the atmosphere…

I think her boobs look really cool here

I think my boobs look really cool here

OK. With that out of the way, I’m finally ready to go lie on my back and complain about life.