Ian just got a green card. I figured I ought to congratulate him here since he’s, like, my friend ‘n stuff :)

He says, “Just think of all the American jobs I can steal now.”

Remember, Ian – You’re a ‘Merican now (sorta), and you’d just be stealing from yourself.

Anyway, the Nasdaq closed roughly eighteen points down on Friday.

Not saying that these two events are related.

Not saying that at all…

It’s just a “coincidence.”