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Out of office

I ran out of time to say anything before leaving, believing I'd have a chance to write from LAX, but a suicidal bird that dove into the radar dome of the MD-80 Aydika and I were on kind of screwed up our travel schedule. The bird died on contact, and no groups have claimed responsibility for the attack, but rest assured that the “Right People“ are looking into this.

Anyway, I'm in Fiji, and I'm going to be here through Sunday, so there won't be any updates.

I'm also really sunburned.

And the keyboard I'm typing on is sticky.

Bye.

Published Monday, March 21, 2005 3:45 AM by Rory

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Anonymous said:

I've been saying for a long time that we have to do something about these fundamentalist avian terrorists, how many planes have they attacked in the last 50 years?

why don't we hear about a war on them?
March 22, 2005 6:29 PM
 

Anonymous said:

I won't ask why the keyboard is sticky.
March 22, 2005 9:45 PM
 

Steve Maje said:

Lousy bastard!!! You promised to take ME to Fiji.
March 22, 2005 11:57 PM
 

Anonymous said:

Wear Sunscreen!
March 23, 2005 8:37 PM
 

George said:

Grow your beard out!
March 24, 2005 4:28 PM
 

MS Newbie... said:

But *why* do Microsoft call Out Of Office, "OOF", not "OOO"???
March 24, 2005 9:39 PM
 

George said:

MS Newbie,

" But *why* do Microsoft call Out Of Office, "OOF", not "OOO"???"

Because "OOF" doesn't really stand for Out of Office, it's an inside joke from the Microsoft developers.

It really stands for "Object Oriented F*&%$#@"

The one activity they all agreed that might actually leave the office for.

Hope that clears things up
March 25, 2005 2:08 PM
 

Not His Girlfriend Anymore said:

Re: Wear Sunscreen!

He did. As did I. Lots of it smathered on repeatedly throughout each sweaty, saltwatery day. Protected as we were, we both changed color rather dramatically anyway. I ended up with an even shade of coconut-gold, while Rory came out in various patterns of pink and red. His look is by far more interesting than mine.

Re: George's "Grow your beard out!"

He did that too. As did I. Mine wasn't as successful.
March 28, 2005 8:04 AM
 

earthwormfanatic said:

Aydika broke up with Rory? Or did I just misunderstand the last post? Or maybe it's just that I just got back from D.C. and haven't read the blog in awhile and really can't comprehend anything right now.

(LAX roxorz.)
March 29, 2005 1:18 AM
 

earthwormfanatic said:

Oh yeah, what's so suspicious about keyboard stickyness?
March 29, 2005 1:21 AM
 

Not His Girlfriend Anymore said:

Re: Aydika broke up with Rory?

No. And Rory didn't break up with Aydika.
March 29, 2005 3:58 AM
 

Stuart said:

Let me be the first to extend congratulations to the newlyweds! :)
March 29, 2005 4:41 AM
 

Gus Emery said:

Congrats!! Hope your marriage works as well as mine has!! And what a magical place to propose.. Rory?? Who gave you the idea of Fiji???
March 29, 2005 9:01 PM
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