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A text window to my soul

I don’t check my Technorati rating much anymore – not ever since they started using Google Ads, anyway.

At first, I ignored the ads (like I usually do). But, one day, my eyes swept over the right-hand side of the screen, and I allowed myself to check out the goods being peddled on my ratings page.

What I saw was shocking. It was like Google Ads had lifted the top of my head off, took out a little bit of the goo with a spoon, analyzed it, and figured out exactly what’s been going on up there.

And this, as I mentioned, was just for my Technorati profile. I shudder to think what the system might have come up with if I had put Google Ads on my site.

Check it out, yo:

Neo_google_ads

Wow.

Thanks, Google.

Published Saturday, April 30, 2005 6:17 PM by Rory

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Comments

 

JF said:

Seems reasonable to me ...
April 30, 2005 7:53 PM
 

Anonymous said:

But did Google put the goo back?
May 1, 2005 1:18 AM
 

Chris Wallace said:

Wow! I mean what geek with a great job and a beautiful fiance wouldn't be depressed and suicidal?
May 2, 2005 11:28 AM
 

Steve Majewski said:

Well, if you thought they were scooping brain goo you'd be sadly mistaken. Do you have periods of time for which you cannot account? Do you wake in the morning with uncomfortable tightness in your nether regions? I only have 3 words for you: Google Anal Probe.
May 2, 2005 6:34 PM
 

Glen said:

I don't think I mentioned this before, but my brother-in-law is schizoaffective so if you ever need to chat about anything I'm here...
May 4, 2005 4:10 AM
 

TrackBack said:

AdSense relevance...
April 30, 2005 10:56 PM
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