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Comic: The Innovidiot

Scoble scored one hell of a Channel 9 interview the other day when he got the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of the boss of my boss to spend a few minutes in front of the camera. While not all that informative (in my opinion), the Steve Ballmer Channel 9 interview is nevertheless interesting. If it were only ideas we were interested in, then there are plenty of press reports, articles, blog posts, and interviews out there from which to choose. Watching Ballmer on video is another matter entirely. You get to see his enthusiasm and his less serious side - the things that don’t come across in press releases.

Rather than watching this and having a good time, though, droves of frothing nerds have gone nuts. If you read the slashdot comments, the Channel 9 comments, and the comments on Scoble’s blog [Scoble’s post] [the comments], you’ll quickly find that people were anxious to pick the interview apart.

What’s worse is that there is a lot of focus on one topic: Innovation. Ballmer talked about it, but it was just one part of the ten minute interview, and geeks still chose to focus on it, blowing things totally out of proportion. It’s ridiculous. It’s pathetic. It’s bad enough that the marketing departments of various tech companies have run amok with the term, abusing it like an unwanted stepchild, but things have gotten even worse with the Innovation Meme. It’s taken swarms of geeks who may have at some point in time had some kind of perspective on what’s really important in the tech world, and it’s turned them into M – O – R – O – N – S.

I’m sounding harsh, I know, but the Innovation Meme represents herd thinking at its worst (and I use the term “thinking” loosely here). The tech world is paying more and more attention to this important concept, but it’s attributing much too much importance to it.

Geeks all over the universe have forgotten that what makes a product great is not just innovation. Is innovation important? Yes! Is it all that matters? Should I even have to ask that question?

Apparently I do.

What about the following:

- Quality – Does the user get a nice, consistent experience? Does it look and feel like the app was created by a team rather than a loose band of code jockeys? Does the damn thing work?

- Support – Is there someone who will answer questions I have about the product? Is there documentation? Will it all end in tears? Crying? Naked? In the corner?

- Stability – Does the app crash every few minutes? Are there features I’m going to avoid because I’m afraid to use them?

- Relevance – Does the program even matter? Sure, your dog translator is “innovative,” but is anyone actually going to use it?

- Value – Was it worth my time to get this app? Was it worth my money?

These are just a few qualities that matter more to the end-user than innovation. Something that’s innovative will seem so for about three weeks. After the newness has worn off, you’re still going to spend the next few weeks/months/years/? with the application. When you’re using a program to get something done on a daily basis, and once you’ve acclimated to its unique environment, you’re going to forget about how exciting the innovations were. This is a fact. People adjust - they adapt. Something does not remain new for very long, and yet we’re all screaming now about the importance of innovation.

It’s like thinking that the wedding is what’s important. I wonder how many couples plan and plan for their wedding day, forgetting that they’re supposed to spend the rest of their lives together beginning the day after the wedding. The newness is going to wear off quickly – how many of them are prepared for reality?

It’s nuts.

Somehow, though, “innovation” has become a metric by which we judge the value of applications, and this is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Innovation is important, but innovation is not even close to being the whole picture.

So stop this crap, lest you should become…

…an Innovidiot.

Like this guy:

Published Sunday, July 10, 2005 9:36 PM by Rory

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Comments

 

Mark Allanson said:

Classic!

The text of the article is so true aswell, i am bored to death of everything having to be innovative. I mean, i'm glad for all the "innovations" when they appear, but fuck me, innovation is just one teeny tiny peice of the pie.
July 10, 2005 10:18 PM
 

Don Demsak said:

Almost perfect. Except for the fact that there has been innovation in the ice cream world. It is called Dippin Dots: http://www.dippindots.com/ and even has a patent associated with it, patent# 6,560,973, May 13, 2003 (oh don't ask me how I know this, it is a long story).

You may have seen the Dippin Dots stores in your local mall.
July 10, 2005 10:31 PM
 

Dean Harding said:

Not to mention the fact that you got the word "sup" in there! Awesome!

Nerds are never happy unless they've got something to bitch about.
July 11, 2005 12:01 AM
 

lipat-bahay said:

hey there, cool comics and yeah, a lot to bitch about innovation. no one sticks to the true meaning of the word anyway.
July 11, 2005 3:02 AM
 

Ravi Chodavarapu said:

Haha! So very true! However, I think it should be pointed out that some of the hubub is in fact over other factors besides innovation. Its just that people seem to (either accidentally or intentionally) lump together everything as innovation even when they mean other things.
July 11, 2005 9:40 AM
 

Andy said:

The comic was awesome!

Dippin-Dots are yummy!

That aside users (you know the ones that actually pay the money for the product) could give a flying f#ck about innovation. So long as it works, does something they want and does it in a way that is easy for them to use they will love it. It could be the most pitifull piece of re-hashed technology on the planet but if the version you release is easier to use than everybody elses guess which one is going to make money? I'll give you a hint it's not the one that uses the patented "I'm so f#cking cool come and stroke my ego" algorithm released under the GNU\GPL\Left-Nut\MIT\SlapMy@ss license with source included so they can compile it for their own platform. They will use the one that works most easily for them.

I don't read SlashDot because it's like the National Enquirer for nerds but I did catch the Ballmer interview and it did suck.

If you are given what could really be a once-in-a-lifetime shot at interviewing one of the worlds richest men don't ask a bunch of stupid questions like "do you feel Microsoft innovates". WTF!!! What the h3ll did you think he was going to say? No???

Ask him questions we don't know like "What do you think of the iPod and do you fell Microsoft should try and compete with it? If so how do they plan on competing with it?" or "Do you feel the gay rights issue earlier this year could have been handled better? If you had it to do over again knowing what was going to happen how would you have headed off the controversy?" or "Is Microsoft really going to buy SpyWare maker Claria?". Or just about anything you can think of that would get good thoughtfull answers.

Ballmer isn't a moron he's one of the world's richest men pick his brain don't stroke his ego. Chr!st why didn't Scoble just ask him what his favorite book was if you are going to go with the lame @ss questions route at least that I would be interested in knowing. What a waste of an interview opportunity.
July 11, 2005 1:34 PM
 

Scott said:

Exactly Andy,

"Steve Balmer, if you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?"
July 11, 2005 3:00 PM
 

Joe Chung said:

The reason folks chose to discuss Ballmer's comments on innovation is because quite frankly the rest of his talk with Scoble was boring. I mean, c'mon, they even talked about how the bulk of the interview was "tossing softballs" in the freaking interview.

You're right that software doesn't have to be innovative to be successful; the other factors you mention are more important. It isn't something to criticize MS, IBM, and ORACLE for. They are successful businesses who don't need innovation to thrive.

However, for software not to stagnate, there has to be innovation, and quite frankly, it hasn't been forthcoming, not from these companies, not from anyone, quite frankly. Software technology has been going sideways for a very long time.

Maybe that's the way it should be. Maybe we've done all the innovation we can with software, and now from here to eternity, it'll be nothing but companies like MS, ORACLE, and IBM and their open-source or niche-market equivalents running the same old software we ran years ago (word processor, spreadsheet, presentation program, database).

If you think I believe that for a second...
July 11, 2005 6:13 PM
 

AJS said:

I duuno - Roger the Creamer sounds all kind of, funny.
July 11, 2005 6:58 PM
 

Rory said:

Joe Chung -

"However, for software not to stagnate, there has to be innovation"

I'm confused here because you're phrasing this as though you're arguing the point. I actually agree with you entirely. No need to argue.

"Software technology has been going sideways for a very long time."

We have gone through *years* of work to arrive at our current models for software. As applications work better and better as solutions to the problems they're meant to solve, you're probably going to find less and less *obvious* innovation.

Take the airplane - there were *many* attempts at creating something which could fly, in many forms, but only a few designs were initially feasible. Over time, those designs have been refined.

As a passenger, you might not spot than an MD-80 series plane has twin engines mounted to the tail. You might not notice that a 777 only has two wing mounted engines. You might notice that there are subtle differences between the edges of wings on various 737s.

These, to the passenger, are small differences. They might make all the difference in the world for pilots, engineers, etc., but as a passenger, you just want to get on a plane and go.

You don't expect to suddenly find a plane with its engine in the cockpit.

Innovation in a developed product is going to be subtle.
July 11, 2005 7:52 PM
 

buk said:

remember how the japanese beat the pants off the U.S. auto industry?

The japanese auto manufacturers operate under the Kaizen method of continuous incremental improvements.

As Rory noted, innovation can be by leaps and bounds. It may also happen in small unnoticeable steps. Only a historical view may provide the right perspective.

To say there isn't any innovation is a bit much. A bit premature even.
July 11, 2005 8:19 PM
 

Daruku said:

"- Quality – Does the user get a nice, consistent experience? Does it look and feel like the app was created by a team rather than a loose band of code jockeys? Does the damn thing work?"

The user only has to "remember" how to make the thing do what they want. If you make it easy for the user to "remember" they will continue to use your product. If something else is easier then they will use else.

"- Relevance – Does the program even matter? Sure, your dog translator is “innovative,” but is anyone actually going to use it?"

If users need it they will use it again.

Simple truths to a simple world.
July 12, 2005 7:14 AM
 

kasnj said:

"If users need it they will use it again. "

Close. If users need it **and can use it** they will use it again.
July 12, 2005 5:49 PM
 

Sean said:


Since somebody mentioned Dippin Dots try feeding dippin dots to birds.. it's an unbelievable experience!

I first encountered this when at the NASA visitor complex in FL as a kid.. flick a few dots on the ground.. bird walks over.. gobbles a few down.. then takes off..

the bird about 5 seconds into flight does this massive shiver effect.

Lands.. eats more dots..

Rinse wash repeat..

GO TRY IT.. DO IT NOW!

<<<Disclamer.. Feeding the birds may disrupt birds natural food chain cycle>>>
July 12, 2005 7:01 PM
 

Anonymous said:

You forgot to mention that anyone who uses the overused word "meme" is a... memeron.
July 12, 2005 10:52 PM
 

Jeremy Brayton said:

I dispise the word innovation, because it's almost myth.

Does anyone on the planet have a truly unique, new idea? I would argue no. No one since the dawn of humanity has had something completely different, something that no one has never thought of before in some form or another.

So, if this is true, then innovation really is a useless term. Is your word processor innovative? Not really. It's a word processor and it does it's job. It's DIFFERENT but that does not mean it's innovative. It's a word processor, meaning it's an idea already thought of (at it's core). The FEATURES may be unique but are they innovative? Most likely not. The word innovation means "something new" but when you think about it nothing really is new conceptually. The implementation may be new but the concepts most certainly are not.

I hate hearing the word innovation coming from anyone speaking about themselves or their company. It's a term that suggests you're bragging about yourself when the only people that can qualify your work as "innovative" is an outside source. I guess the reason no one else says Microsoft is innovative is because deep down people understand there really is no such thing as innovation, no matter how hard PR wants to put the thought into others.
July 13, 2005 6:42 PM
 

Rajesh Setty said:

Rory,

I agree with your comments but I disagree on the way the article is written. The article gives a feeling that "Innovation is totally useless".

My $.02 - Innovation is necessary to ensure a sustainable competitive advantage. There are companies that are using innovation and are very successful. Look at Whirlpool, Cemex and Apple.

I know that everyone here are agreeing with what you posted but I have to express my honest opinion. Hope that's OK with you.
July 13, 2005 11:47 PM
 

Rory said:

Rajesh -

"The article gives a feeling that 'Innovation is totally useless'."

I'm not sure where you got this idea. Read some of the following quotes from the post:

- "Innovation is important, but innovation is not even close to being the whole picture."

- "Is innovation important? Yes! Is it all that matters? Should I even have to ask that question?"

And so on.

I'm obviously stating that I think innovation is important.

It might be that you just skimmed, or missed those parts, but rest assured: I think innovation is important.
July 14, 2005 9:06 AM
 

Sarah said:

As someone who has studied innovation strategies and more importantly ideas generation I found this comic strip rather amusing (and in it's own way a unique and innovative way of getting a point across ;) ) with some strokes of truth behind it. It is a fairly accurate description about how many software engineers see innovation. It is a shame really that they don't understand how innovation affects their every day lives and the products that they develop. Take Roger the creamer for example... Ice cream was a great invention... everyone loves it! The market is there and it is marketed fantastically!!! (think galaxy ice creams... Haagen daas... etc)

It is good to know that technologists do think of innovation when they design products, but usually the innovative ideas are those that they don't realise noone else has thought of. Technological innovation is just part of the development process and as someone rightly said it has to be combined with the right mix of quality assurance and development practices and market (another over used word) analysis in order to be made into a successful product.
July 14, 2005 10:31 AM
 

Mark Miller said:

Good comic. I have one suggestion though to have truly captured the innovation freaks. You should've had the "innovidiot" tell off the ice cream guy that he was COPYING Baskin-Robbins who INNOVATED putting ice cream in a cup. I'm sure some innovidiot will correct me...
July 20, 2005 2:21 AM
 

Nimish Batra said:

erm...
AT the risk of sounding st00pid (and entering possibly too late) ... lemme introduce a new term from the Engg. deptt. :- * CONSOLIDATION *
Not many people use it in that way... the concept it embodies is more frequently understood, though underrated. It means... TO IMPROVE AN EXISTING TECHNOLOGY... that's what the wing and engine modifications in airplanes that RORY said here http://neopoleon.com/blog/posts/15229.aspx#15248
It's not the invention of a new engine, or even a servo for that matter... it's what passes for "tweaking" in your garage, "hacking" in MIT's electrical engg labs, and what software patches are there for (or should be there for) - IMPROVMENTS IN EXISTING DESIGNS - efficiency, security etcetera.
Just another POV.
I agree about the interview though... weird.
July 27, 2005 6:49 AM
 

Kelson said:

I'm kinda late to the party here, and I haven't read the comments in question, but... didn't Microsoft spend several years pushing "The freedom to innovate" as their public-relations defense slogan during the anti-trust trial?

Sometimes things just stick in people's minds.
August 6, 2005 6:53 AM
 

Rory said:

Kelson -

I don't mean to sound rude, but I don't understand what that slogan has to do with the comic.

I'm opposed to the perception of innovation as being at the center of the tech universe when it's just part of a greater system.

Freedom to innovate is a fabulous thing. Wouldn't make much progress without it.

That doesn't go against the comic or my additional comments.
August 6, 2005 6:58 AM
 

El Dion said:

Hhaaahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahah, and yet so true.
July 11, 2006 1:53 AM
 

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