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I wrote a post yesterday of which I'm not terribly proud.

No - not the Yoda one. I dig the Yoda one. I wish I wrote posts like that Yoda thing everyday. That was awesome. Air-five to the Yoda post.

I'm talking about the one I wrote after having taken a stroll through the BlogoSphere. It was part of a dialogue that I should have kept internal. I've gotten quite good about not posting every single one of my thoughts to Neopoleon, and I wish I hadn't let that line of thinking slip out. There was a time when I would have just thrown it up here without a thought, but I found myself getting caught up in these stupid, pointless online debates that would go on for days, sap me of energy, and make me wish I had never started blogging in the first place.

In posting about Scoble complaining, I was basically complaining, which means I was guilty of doing the thing I was accusing Scoble of doing.

Somehow, though, I feel that my reason for doing so was valid. I couldn't point out that Scoble was whining without doing a bit of complaining myself. Very unfortunate, but there you go.

One really good thing came from the post, though. It was a comment from George (I've edited the comment down a little):

Rory, Rory, Rory.

...

[There are] plenty of people out there who don't do the old link exchange and just write things because they love to write. So now set the trap and attract them all to the same place.

Create your own little slice of content heaven Mr. Blyth.

I think George is right.

I'm honestly tired of the same old blogging crap, and I've been struggling for, oh, the past year or so trying to figure out where I fit in.

I don't want to play the ass-kissing "Oh, please link to me" game that seems to get so many people excited. Life is too short, and that game's retarded.

What I want is to find other people who just really enjoy writing. That's why I put up a blog - I love to write. I didn't get into it because I wanted to raise my Technorati ranking, or because I like the technical aspect of it all. There are some people who blog just because they think it's cool that they can have blogs.

OK. Fine. Whatever.

My opinions on this stuff really began to solidify recently when I started listening to the Ricky Gervais Show podcast. It's probably the best example I've found so far of a group of genuinely talented people using technology to spread their message, rather than what I'm used to encountering in the blogging/podcasting world: People using technology to use technology.

Blogging as a medium is no longer exciting on its own. If you don't have a message beyond "Hey! Look at me! I'm a blogger! I'm blogging! Link to me!" then you're either stuck in a circa 2003 rut, or you haven't figured out yet that blogging is just another medium, and that content is ultimately the reason a medium survives. Imagine if you turned on the TV and watched a bunch of shows about TV. Pretty effing stupid, eh?

Too much of the BlogoSphere is self-referential, and it's just dull.

I can't be bothered about the A-List, or the this-list, or the that-list. I don't care if a post is tagged or uses categories. I don't care about the tech behind the syndication as long as I'm using the most popular one. The religious wars over standards, categories, tags, and so on, are for other people to worry about.

VHF vs. UHF. VHS vs. Beta.

I don't care.

The problem is that I don't know where the good writers are hanging out. And I'm not talking about the people who want to write the Great American Novel. Screw those people. I can't be bothered with that kind of crap, either.

I'm talking about people who are actually interesting. Funny. Don't take everything seriously. People who have some style.

Where are those people? I'll be the first to admit that I'm too stupid to find them. Much of my life centers around technology, but I've remained intentionally blind to the tech that would help me find the people I want to find.

Also, I want to find these people for a reason. I have a plan. It's probably a stupid plan, and it probably won't work, and I probably won't go through with it, and it'll probably turn out that I'm just having my man-period right now and my hormones are all a-twitter and it's making my hypersensitive/overly-aggressive, but I want to give this plan a shot even if it's doomed to fail.

So...

...who do you read online who is genuinely entertaining? Smart? Funny? And how can I find more of these people?

Published Tuesday, November 14, 2006 2:45 PM by Rory

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anon said:

My favorite blog is jessicool.blogspot.com   I find it entertaining, smart, and funny.
November 14, 2006 3:11 PM
 

Jonathan Sampson said:

Excellent post, Rory. Hopefully there are no hard-feelings between The Blythster and Scobleizer.

With regards to blogging, it was probably your blog that even got me interested in starting my own. Now, I'm on that difficult road to becoming a "genuinely entertaining, smart, and funny" blogger.

Stop in and say "Hi" sometime ;) And keep up the great work!
November 14, 2006 3:12 PM
 

engtech said:

I quite enjoy this: http://beatsentropy.com/author/frambojan

disclosure: he's a good friend, and I sometimes fix his spelling mistakes.
November 14, 2006 3:26 PM
 

engtech said:

Oh, and on the more mainstream / less nepotism tip, I quite enjoy Scott Adams' posts:  http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/
November 14, 2006 3:29 PM
 

Lloyd said:

I would suggest www.benmetcalfe.com/blog but even though I find him interesting, hes all technology which Im guessing you're not looking for, as thats all he seems to talk about...

Looking through my feed list, it seems I lack anything really to give you! I would also say Mark Miller, but I'm guessing you already read his - and he hasn't blogged in quite some time anyway.

Other than a few other techies, and a few friends I know in real life I don't really have any others! I sometimes go on a spree where I go to someones blog, then click on thier blogroll, and so on and so on trying to find new and interesting people - until I get bored and give up that is!

Maybe when - or if! - you find a few new interesting ones, you could compile a list to let people like me see what we think of them too, maybe giving us all something better to read once in a while!
November 14, 2006 3:31 PM
 

Pixie said:

Hey Rory,

I feel your pain.  The problem is that posting negatively about another blog doesn't have the intended effect.  The very act of mentioning it, even to point out the absurdity,  results in more link-energy,  and therefore lends the blog/blogger a relevance that defies your original point in posting.

I'm slowly learning that there are levels to this blogosphere stuff.  There is the stuff you care about.  There is the stuff you care about complaining about.  Then there is the stuff that is so retarded that  it deserves neither link-love nor link-hate.  I think that the last choice might be the more logical eventual destination for your blog-o-stroll :)
November 14, 2006 4:01 PM
 

blfstyk said:

There's only one blog I've returned to more than a few times (this one's pending :)) and that's http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/ which I guess anyone with an internet connection and a mind has already heard of.

Beat not up yourself.  Yoda you be not yet.

November 14, 2006 4:22 PM
 

Aaron said:

November 14, 2006 4:44 PM
 

Jason said:

This guy was the funniest blog I ever read... alas he bloggeth no more:

http://thelastnail.blogspot.com/
November 14, 2006 5:01 PM
 

ellen said:

http://www.markusegger.com/Blog/Travel.aspx  is really well written and funny.

of course I might be biased since sometimes I'm in it.  ;)
November 14, 2006 5:59 PM
 

CriGoT said:

I had a couple of URLs to suggest but it seems lot of us read the same blogs.
Anyway it's really cool to see that you're back on the track and that not everyone is mailing friends and family to get them to visit a blog.
November 14, 2006 6:02 PM
 

Marc LaFleur said:

This guy is a lot of fun to read - http://www.brokentoys.org/
November 14, 2006 6:47 PM
 

Managed World - Jason Olson's Blog said:

November 14, 2006 7:08 PM
 

Derrick said:

I've only read you...  I'm still new to blogging and haven't found much time to really peruse the aisles, if you will.  I stop by periodically (emailed you once about the LED keyboard) and have tried a couple other blogs, but have seen that same pattern as well.  I think the reason I keep popping back on your blog is because I have no idea what I'm in for.  Just people being people I guess.  Most blogs I've seen always have a "preechy" feel to them.  They post because they have a reason to post.  They're out to tell you something.  The way you write, you just seem to talk.  It's cool.
November 14, 2006 7:22 PM
 

Scott said:

"I wonder if there's another blogosphere out there somewhere that just deals with content - people who "blog" because they enjoy writing, and not because they're trying to win favors from people or trade in their popularity for "power" and gadgets,"

Plenty of us out there. Up until my daughter was born I did a lot of random ego-driven, gotta-write kind of blogging. Both about tech and stuff that just didn't really fit in the tech category.  In fact, the only reason I started blogging was to work on my writing skills. I felt a lot of frustration at not always being able to express my self in writing without sounding  like a 2 year old speaking in broken sentences. I still don't care about page rank or people linking to me. I get one or two comments on some posts.

The only way to find them is for people to tell you about them. Either by linking to them in a post or by leaving them in comments on  your blog.

Just.shelleypowers.com. She's a crusader, but she takes some nice photographs and covers everything from tech to her local politics and just random thoughts.

Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy, etc...) has a blog. It's mostly about his life and work but if you are looking for funny stuff... Check out his series about Jay getting sober.

Will Shipleys blog ("Call Me Fishmeal") is....opinionated to say the least. It's mostly tech, mostly Cocoa development, but it's entertaining. http://wilshipley.com/blog/

The Penny Arcade news page is great if you like smart writing about the game industry. I wish Tycho had a plain old "my opinions" blog.

I'm looking through my feed reader for feeds that I don't think you'd have come across before. I figure most of the MS related blogs I read, you've already heard of. Phil Haacks (haacked.com) blog is nice, tech heavy but he has some non-tech blogs as well. But he doesn't seem to be heavily into the self-promotion.

Most of my blog reading leans heavily towards tech or my interests though. I dumped Scoble and a lot of non-tech, non-doers, A-list type of folk a while back.
November 14, 2006 10:43 PM
 

Nikkidemas said:

Don't let the "MySpace" label fool you...these two are clever.

<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2662897">WriterBoy's Vomitorium...timely & witty.  Wish he'd post more.</a>

<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8442994">Timaree's blog - she's a funny sexpert,  Entertaining & educational!</a>

...but Neopoleon will always be my favorite stop as I eat lunch at my desk.

Hope the links work (I'm a reader, not a poster by nature)
November 14, 2006 10:49 PM
 

Massif said:

Well, Kathy Sierra's a good writer over on the Creating Passionate Users blog - but I'm assuming you've heard of her. I always enjoy HorsePigCow as well.

On the other hand my brother's not a good writer, but he really does try. http://moominply.multiply.com/
November 15, 2006 12:48 AM
 

thomas woelfer said:

Rory,

be sure to take a look at this: http://www.waiterrant.net/

WM_MY0.02$
-thomas
November 15, 2006 2:44 AM
 

punky said:

<Rory>Blogging as a medium is no longer exciting on its own. If you don't have a message beyond "Hey! Look at me! I'm a blogger! I'm blogging! Link to me!" then you're either stuck in a circa 2003 rut, or you haven't figured out yet that blogging is just another medium, and that content is ultimately the reason a medium survives.</Rory>

Actually, you're stuck in a 1997 rut recast as a 2003 rut. I was going to write something called 'blogs are the new homepages' a while back, but found out that I couldn't be bothered (Which in general is why I don't have a blog, even though I have blogger account).

The main problem here, though, is that most people _can't_ produce content worthy of consumption, not in a million years, not to save their lives. It takes skill and hard work to produce decent content, and most people both lack the former and don't want to endure the latter. Which in turn makes 99% of blogs crap, just like 99% of homepages used to be.

Suffice it to note, it's not without reason that there hasn't been published any volume II of Joel Spolsky's 'Best of Software Writing'. The content just isn't there.

This can be pretty disenchanting; it sure is to me, anyhow. I hardly read blogs anymore, and I'm certainly not finding any new ones worthy of reading, simply because I can't be bothered to checking out 99 crap ones before hitting upon 1 that seems to be worth it. The signal-to-noise ratio is just too abysmal.

For some reason I still seem to check in on your site, though. And Leon Bambrick's.
November 15, 2006 3:29 AM
 

Craig said:

Not funny per se, but definitely not technical, and definitely well-written:

http://www.happinessproject.typepad.com/
November 15, 2006 4:28 AM
 

Arch said:

Maybe you can create a reddit version for blogs, that way those entertaining, smart and funny blogs would float up and scoop them away :D
November 15, 2006 6:21 AM
 

chris_s said:

November 15, 2006 7:28 AM
 

ComputerGuyCJ said:

Rory,

Gotta toot my own horn. Check out my space. Yes, it is a lame Windows Live Space, but I'm cheap so I take what is free. And Live Spaces beats Yahoo's POS, so I'm happy with it. I've not kept up with this space, but have some other posts I can copy from my other, more exclusive blog, which I will try to get to today. Shoot, I may even copy some other people's posts just to make myself look better. :) If you only see 3 posts, check back a little later, there should be plenty of others soon.

By the way, I don't trust you. I was going to use the same password as I use for all of my other sites when I created my account here, but I just don't trust you. Don't look at my password, Rory!

P.S. Can you share your plan with me? I'm curious now. I won't laugh at you. Well, maybe I will laugh at you, but you're probably used to that. Email me with the specifics of your plan if you wouldn't mind sharing it. Thanks.
November 15, 2006 7:31 AM
 

ComputerGuyCJ said:

Doh! Just looked at the public view for the first time after my previous post. The formatting's all screwed up. I'll fix that too when I add the other posts. Sorry. Bear with me. And don't laugh at me. :)
November 15, 2006 7:33 AM
 

paul said:

Yea, let’s all go back to watching reruns on Corporate run TV and reading dead trees embossed with ink.
November 15, 2006 7:35 AM
 

Paul said:

I always find Jason Looney funny, although he doesn't seem to post as much as I would like anymore:

http://www.thelooneys.com/blogs/jason/
November 15, 2006 8:16 AM
 

Josh Baltzell said:

Ever since I gave up on my blog there are no more interesting blogs.  So give up.

Now this blog is starting to get boring.

Can't you draw a comic or something?

:)
November 15, 2006 8:33 AM
 

Eric said:

Go read Joe the Peacock at

http://www.mentallyincontinent.com/

I have his first book. One of the classic stories is:

http://www.mentallyincontinent.com/article120.html
November 15, 2006 8:40 AM
 

ComputerGuyCJ said:

Okay, all my mildly funny, somewhat funny, somewhat wierd, and mostly wierd posts are on the site now. Enjoy. And please do share your evil plan with us, or at least with me. Thanx.

Chris

http://cjohnsonnwcorporate.spaces.live.com
November 15, 2006 10:03 AM
 

Jeremy Brayton said:

These 2 posts basically are a summary of why I no longer write on my blog. The main reason is I felt like 99% of what I wrote was a complaint about something, because it appears I have the ability that when I say something critical it sounds like a whine. The other huge reason is having content hosted in someone else's site means you often have to play by their rules. I originally wanted a place I could point my children to one day and say "Look, I wrote decent stuff about decent stuff" but lately I just want to say what I want to say, potty-mouth and all.

Where does this leave me? The only thing I can seem to write about with little complaint are video games. I can be critical but seem to find good things to say about them. I also tend to play quite a number of them so content wouldn't be scarce but who really cares about some random guy playing some random game you might enjoy? At the end of the day I wanna write what I want but making it feel like I'm not a complete pussy is the real challenge, and one I can't seem to conquer accurately.
November 15, 2006 12:48 PM
 

We wants us a mastermind « Beware of Roaming said:

November 15, 2006 7:42 PM
 

reason. I've heard of it. said:

well rorwie, I would be omis if i didn't point point you to some kiwis; Flight of the Conchords:

Albi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jVAHAuiS4

Gangsta folk rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpGjZ6_nUDQ

Its from The Future
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6tuSHyCXkU
November 15, 2006 10:23 PM
 

PeterI said:

The grumpy dragon blog might fit the bill.
moaning about life - http://grumpy-dragon.blogspot.com/
moaning about work - http://notabug.blogspot.com/

A  drinking buddy of mine Rupert Goodwins at

http://opinion.zdnet.co.uk/ruperts-diary/

http://www.fullrun.com/extra410.html has a mini bio of his life as a journalist.
November 16, 2006 6:18 AM
 

Justice~! said:

I would like to hear more about this supposedly "amazing" idea.  I'll be honest...I doubt it compares to my own SOUL-SHATTERING idea (http://graysmatter.codivation.com/YetAnotherGeniuslevelIdea.aspx)
but I promise to keep an open mind and lend my innate rampaging masculinity to your cause if needed.
November 16, 2006 7:18 PM
 

dn said:



I read my blog (click the name) but seriously folks enough shamelss promotion.

I couldn't agree more, the reason I come back here is because you like to write and it shows, I find it very hard to weed through the crap to find anything that is worth my time, but when I do, I bookmark.


November 21, 2006 8:48 AM
 

Lauren said:

i skipped all the comments above, so sorry if i repeat.

but when i want to find entertaining people, who say or write entertaining and well...intelligent pieces...

i actually read something that's NOT online.  my opinion...the internet is sometimes the last place you'll find something worthwhile.
November 28, 2006 5:54 PM
 

Alex Andronov said:

Other than suggesting my own blog (<a href="http://www.gamboling.co.uk/">Gamboling</a>) which is probably poor form. But I think does aim at being completely content driven and therefore might be what you are looking for. Although the jokes are often poor, I very rarely make reference to myself or technology. It has two articles, two jokes and one short story a week. I would also certainly vote for the Dilbert Blog.

And also perhaps this one, <a href="http://yetanotherbloomingblog.blogspot.com/">Whoopee</a>.
December 5, 2006 6:55 AM
 

Alex Andronov said:

here are those links again properly - whoops.

Gamboling: http://www.gamboling.co.uk/

Whoopee: http://yetanotherbloomingblog.blogspot.com/
December 5, 2006 6:58 AM
 

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