Let's count to three.

1) Why am I seeing this?

2) When will I forget I saw it?

3) Which one's the Ewok?

And this is why no-one should be allowed to go to (or get out of, I haven't decided which) Sci-fi conventions.

Viking Ewok? Rory, it's obvious that that Ewok is in service to his true god- Apophis!

Thanks for making tea come out my nose.

I for one, welcome our new viking Ewok overlords.

I might I point out that I am not at all tasty, and I have many skills that will be beneficial in their new utopian society.

It's obvious that's not a viking ewok, it's a jaffa ewok.  

Oh god! I need a life!