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Links and a Hardcore Christmas

First the links.

Back in the day, people shared their google influence with me when I shared what I had with them. As I've written before, I think it's sleazy, but I'm doing it today because:

1. I just remembered that I'm sleazy.

2. I actually like these people. I linked out in the past expecting others to link back. It didn't matter if I liked them - I just wanted the inbound links, which is far sleazier than gratuitously linking out.

- Yuvi - It should be obvious right now that we have a symbiotic linking relationship, but it's still based on mutual appreciate of style. The most recent one that I loved was this - it's about how Yuvi handles sharing a computer with his younger brothers who take up Yuvi's computer time playing what I understand is one of the stupidest video games on the planet. What's good is Yuvi's method and how it's not only going to solve the problem of having to share, but also something else that he doesn't want to address directly. I had to share a computer when I was younger, but I got around it by simply not sharing it. I didn't care that my family hated me for tying up both the TV and the computer since the TV was our monitor. What was important to me was spending the entire weekend coding since school would get in the way of my projects during the week.

- Lloyd Humph - In one of my recent posts, he advertised his site, taking a bit of a "You can't stop me" attitude about it. He wants to get his site out there by exploiting my comments section. My solution to that is to take away the naughtiness that he seems to enjoy so much by providing him with a perfectly legitimate link. Take that, Lloyd Humph.

- Aristo - He started his Neopoleon relationship by leaving a comment where he said he was leaving because I was going insane. He came back a little while later, probably because he realized that I'd always been insane, and this wasn't a new thing. Now he's put up his own site, and he says that it was because of me. I figure that's either a compliment or a challenge. Whichever, I'm happy.

- Russel Ball - Russel links to me on occasion to say all manner of nice things about my latest creative projects. I love that. It's nice to know people are enjoying them, because it's all rather time consuming. I'd do it anyway since I'm having a good time, but the approval makes me feel all warm inside.

- Chris Rondat - Also known as Beer28 - I can't believe I'm doing this, but he's having a genuinely hard time right now, and we're also being civil toward each other at the moment, and I want to capture that for all to see. I don't have a lot of joy over how he usually conducts himself, but this is a side of him I haven't seen.

- Marty Mazurik - Marty gave me my first job in the tech industry when he contracted me to write a Linux textbook. He challenged me in the way a good boss ought to. He placed his offer like a bet, and then rooted for me all the way through. It took twelve days to present him with a book of about 25,000 words, which is not the kind of thing anybody would ordinarily do. It'd be tremendously difficult to motivate myself to do something like that. Like other people in my life I'd feel comfortable referring to as "mentors", Marty built me up with the sort of confidence that gets you thinking, "Ok, I can do this thing." I'd normally think of that kind of sentiment as banal, but it was true here, and it was nice. There was a falling out later, due entirely to me being an asshole, and I don't know how to atone for that. Still, I'm thankful I met the guy.

- The Tao Cowboy - Like other people on this list, he compliments my writing and creative crap in such a way that I feel like I'm actually producing something good. I'm insecure as hell, so any praise I get is greatly appreciated. 'Course, it can't go too far since insecurity is probably what keeps me posting things publicly. If I felt validated, I wouldn't need to seek approval from a bunch of people I don't know.

That's that for now. I probably missed a few people. As usual, I'm pulling this stuff from Technorati, so I only find people who've linked to me. A google search yields an entirely different set of results based on my name rather than links. It's a lot harder to keep track of that crowd.

- Astrid - She thinks I'm awesome, I think she's awesome - this is an easy decision. Very similar sense of humor, and quality email exchanges. Even though we'll sometimes go for weeks without responding to each other (that's more me than her), it's good stuff. The primary reason I take a long time to respond is that our emails are longer than most posts. It can take it out of you after a while.

Anyway, I 'preciate it, guys.


For the Christmas part of this post, I saw something my former boss linked to, and, no disrespect to anyone who's into this, I see it as Spinal Tap for the holidays except that these guys take themselves very seriously. They do have an interesting light show, putting on more of a spectacle than a concert, but... it's still outrageously funny to me :)

I watched a few of their videos on YouTube, and arrived at the conclusion that their stage is a guitar powered time machine that allows them to make brief jumps forward from the 80s, but only as long as they rock:

Happy early Christmas from the land of shoulder pads and fists in the air :)

Published Saturday, December 01, 2007 5:10 PM by Rory

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Comments

 

BeerCo Software Blog » Blog Archive » I was just pinged by Rory Blyth said:

December 1, 2007 6:16 PM
 

Tim said:

Wow.  Let's hope those rocking guys don't die in a freak carolling accident.
December 1, 2007 7:16 PM
 

Jon Sagara said:

Re: TSO

I have seen them live (twice), and I have to say, the show strikes me as part jam session, part symphony, and part strip club act (the dancing and gyrations; there's no nudity).  And I totally enjoyed it both times.

Okay, so the first time I was seven sheets to the wind and blackout drunk (I believe the technical term for this is "blotto"), but my sister said I had a blast.  The second time, though, I was stone sober and thought it kicked ass.

Anyway, happy early christmas to you, too.  Hope you're enjoying your weekend.
December 1, 2007 7:30 PM
 

Starfish said:

@ Tim
Imagine their misfortune when they die after their car rolls over.
December 1, 2007 8:36 PM
 

The Cowboy said:

Wow, a shout out from Rory!  I wasn't expecting that.  If I'm not more careful I people might actually start reading my blog.  Vielen Dank!

What would Christmas be without powerchord laden Carol of the Bells streaming from the audio system of every store you visit.  Do they ever put out new albums or do they just keep playing that first one?
December 1, 2007 8:47 PM
 

Jeff Sandquist said:

You nailed it Rory.   TSO is sort of like "A Christmas Carol" meets "Spinal Tap".

The concert was amazing last night.  Next year, we'll take you along.

That Boss word is so, hmmm..  Maybe next time say my former Jeff.
December 2, 2007 9:51 AM
 

Cliff said:

Hey, I want in! I've also used your site in the past to advertise Cuba Godding Jr.'S debut in DLLs. (See: http://codeforfun.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/would-you-use-a-dll-from-cuba-gooding-jr/ ) I've also pinged you a few times in the past just to get on your nerves. You even pinged me back (babbling about KHTML which I didn't understand then but makes perfect sense now with the iPhone and all) at which point I thought you were actually paying attention. I realize my corner of the web is not as cool as yours but you can still share the love. It's all good though. This is still my #1 blog even if you do ignore me.
December 2, 2007 1:02 PM
 

Lloyd_Humph said:

Hurr

Well by advertising my site I was advertising your site which is now again advertising my site... I need to site down.

Coolio :)

@Cliff "This is still my #1 blog"

Oh ya. Definately :)
December 3, 2007 12:59 AM
 

Massif said:

You're right, it is sleazy. And no, I'm not just saying that because you didn't link to me too... Oh, wait, that is why I'm saying that, but ... (trying to think of a better rationalization) ... I'm also saying that because it's sleazy!

Phew... I think I got away with that.

(I kid, I kid, I get a whole character in the creation story, I don't feel the need to be more grateful. Also, it would be out of character for the Grauniad Angle to participate in link-whoring.)
December 3, 2007 1:56 AM
 

Rory said:

Jon -

"Anyway, happy early christmas to you, too.  Hope you're enjoying your weekend."

Thanks :)

It was good, though, when you're unemployed, you can never quite figure out where the weekends are. I'll work on this creative stuff every day of the week, well into the morning, and I never really take a break.

It's not a job, but it is an avocation, and, just as things were back when I worked for myself, I'm a terrible guy to work for.

Still, having obscene amounts of fun :)
December 3, 2007 2:33 AM
 

Rory said:

Former Jeff -

"You nailed it Rory.   TSO is sort of like 'A Christmas Carol' meets 'Spinal Tap'."

Yep. It looks like what'd happen if you could take Vegas on tour.

It's that kind of a show. Outside Vegas, it looks weird to me, though. There are things that happen in Vegas that make sense because... well, Vegas, yeah? :)

Seeing a pyramid next to wavepool next to a tram next to a roller coaster next to a chunk of Manhattan next to... the list goes on, and I haven't even started on the Eiffel Tower margaritas.

Instead of finding Vegas around that show, it's your city around Vegas.

Weird.
December 3, 2007 2:37 AM
 

Rory said:

Cliff -

"Hey, I want in! I've also used your site in the past to advertise Cuba Godding Jr.'S debut in DLLs."

I had an idea today for a harmless, non-offensive way to return links.

Everybody's gonna like it. I guarantee it.

I'll be able to return links with each post, but without drawing attention to it. A "thank you" card sitting at the end, part of the post, but separated from the content.

Trust me.

Nifty.

I'm starting to make a list of all the people who've helped me over the years by linking in, writing about me, and all that - not to sound like a pompous ass (in other words, not to sound like myself), there were too many people linking and writing to be able to link to them all in return (not in the Echo Chamber I'll-fellate-you-if-you-fellate-me thing - these are genuine thanks).

Your name's on the list.

You'll see what I'm talking about this week.

And, thank you - I have noticed the links you've given me, and, although I don't read much (I spend much more time writing than reading), I did appreciate your style. Very different from anything else I've found in the tech industry.
December 3, 2007 2:41 AM
 

Rory said:

Lloyd -

"Well by advertising my site I was advertising your site which is now again advertising my site... I need to site down."

Don't get all complexicated here.

You used my site to advertise, and I totally rocked you back where you belong.

I'll probably start doing this regularly just to teach you a lesson.

That's right, people - use my site to spread the word about your own site, and I'll take your power away by linking to you directly in a place visible by google and my readers.

Assholes :)
December 3, 2007 2:43 AM
 

Rory said:

Massif -

"You're right, it is sleazy. And no, I'm not just saying that because you didn't link to me too... Oh, wait, that is why I'm saying that, but ..."

You boner-eater.

I didn't link to you because I'd already link to you a few times.

However, as you'll read about in the comments above, I've come up with a way to link to my friends gratuitously, but in a manner that shouldn't offend any readers.

The solution up until now has been to write these long posts where I explain *why* I'm linking. With the new system, I'll be able to get away with a sentence, and it'll just be part of a post, though it'll be off in its own area.

I'm telling you - this is gonna be the new way to link back to the people who've been teh awesome to you.

Unless somebody's already done it.

Not that I care if somebody else has already done it. I'm doing it this time, and I'm not one for originality. I just want to get the job done.

It'll be good for everybody. I totally hardcore promise.
December 3, 2007 2:46 AM
 

Chris said:

I have to take this opportunity. Jeff S. take a good look at the court decision. The idiot judge said you won because Scoble and you all didn't get a fair chance to see the takedown notice, and thus "forgot".

Why did Microsoft eventually take the link down???

They took it down after MONTHS. I know you got those emails I sent Scoble because they didn't bounce.  You all read them, and consciously decided to not remove the link. But you didn't tell the court that. Also the judge ignored my citing of the Canadian copyright law from the charter.

You won on Bullshit Sandquist, BULLSHIT, and your rep smelled like booze and cheap cologne.
December 3, 2007 10:32 AM
 

Chris said:

"Why did Microsoft eventually take the link down??? "

Just the fact that they eventually took it down should have been proof enough that even they thought it was infringement. Like I said the judge was an idiot. The cases presented were irrelevant. You guys are assholes.
December 3, 2007 10:35 AM
 

Rory said:

Chris -

"I have to take this opportunity."

No - you don't.

For a guy who's repeatedly berated me for having posting off-topic in your comments sections, you've got a lot of nerve thinking it's Ok for you to do the same here:

"You may still post on other articles as does everyone, but must stay on topic like every one else."

This is just one place where you got on my case about staying on-topic, even though you were constantly going off-topic yourself to argue with me. That's not going to fly here. You've stated your strong preference for staying on-topic, and I'm going to respect it. If you want to respond like this, then do so on your own site. You're otherwise perfectly free - entirely welcome - to take part in the discussion.

For reference, here's one of many comments in which you told me not to post off-topic:

http://www.beercosoftware.com/blog/2007/10/27/this-man-rory-used-to-work-at-microsoft/#comment-466

Here's another quote from another post:

"Rory, stop derailing topics. I am starting to clean your stuff up now. Please stay within the post designated a few days ago if you want to talk about yourself."

Here's the link to the comment in question:

http://www.beercosoftware.com/blog/2007/10/29/can-a-single-programmer-and-a-small-team-really-build-a-google-killer/#comment-447

And that's just a couple instances of you telling me not to go off-topic.

Yes, I continually went off-topic, but I'm not the one who got upset about it. You're the one with the big objection to it, so I'd expect you to show the same respect here. I don't see how you justify doing to other people what you demand they don't do to you.

This is the last I'm going to say about it. I'm going to pay you the same courtesy of leaving those couple of comments up, but I'm going to delete any further comments on this subject.

I'd encourage other readers not to respond to these two comments. They're grossly out of place - this post was meant to be fun - not a collection of vitriolic writings.
December 3, 2007 2:11 PM
 

Chris said:

I never said I didn't expect you to delete it. I just wanted Jeff to read it before you did.
December 4, 2007 8:43 AM
 

Rory said:

Chris -

"I never said I didn't expect you to delete it. I just wanted Jeff to read it before you did."

By focusing on the possible deletion (which I didn't do), you're missing the point.

Deleting a comment is the *result* of an offending action.

In this case, it's the hypocrisy of you getting upset about me going off-topic in your comments, but then coming over here and behaving as though it's perfectly fine if you do it to someone else.
December 4, 2007 4:25 PM
 

Chris said:

I am aware of the hypocrisy factor, and I did it anyway. I thought you may delete it, but now because of the time lapsed I am fairly sure he read it. Though I am sure he is so much of a Canadian border jumping butt hole with a huge ego now that he works at MS that he will not care. But at least he can now wonder if they were actually ultimately wrong.

And with that I leave you, kind sir, as I have a search engine to program. Oh, did I forget to mention Windows, Microsoft, and all other anything under MS domains of any kind will NOT be indexed. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Sandquist.
December 7, 2007 3:02 AM
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