[UPDATE: Oh, my people... Neopoleon is now a first page result for "twenty dollar bill" - not since I took the primo slot for "the smartest man in the world" have I felt so proud. Also, if you, like me, are highly intelligent and now afraid of your money, Taocowboy has developed a simple, effective means by which to protect yourselves from the evil that lurks in your pants pocket. And your wallet, too, wherever you keep that. Best of all, it's free.

Expect the naysayers to arrive and attempt to drive us from the safety of hiding in our cellars - we will drive them back, though the mere fact that they do not fear US currency is assurance alone of their coming submission to the evil woven into the very fabric of what we use to buy Christmas presents. That is SICK. CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. CHILDREN'S TOYS. ADULT TOYS (if you know what I mean). IT'S LIKE NOTHING IS SACRED NOW THAT OUR (until very recently) VALUABLE DOLLARS HAVE BEEN SULLIED BY SATAN AND ALSO PRESIDENT RUDOLPH CARTER AND MAYBE RONALD MACDONALD AND ANY OTHER ICON OF THE AMERICAN GREATNESS.

I can't write about this anymore. I'm in too deep, and I don't want to have to wash the blood of this disaster off of my tinfoil hat. Now that I refuse to pass money in the form of money, I will not buy any more tinfoil, as it is obviously now TRACEABLE BY LASER IDENTIFICATION BEACONS THAT COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY WITH ESP SATTELLITES KEPT IN GEOSTATIONARY ORBIT OVER EACH ONE OF OUR HOMES, TRYING TO USE INFRARED TO MONITOR US IN OUR BASEMENTS BUT THEY CAN'T BECAUSE WE ARE TOO SMART HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Get thee to a cellar.]

I do not know if you are aware of the great tomfoolery being committed on us by our government. I myself was not until only today and I know I wish I did not. Life was more simple when I did not know the TRUTH.

Do you think that your are safe in your home from terrorists? If you do than you have not looked inside your wallet where if you have a twenty dollar bill or any other kind of American bill money you will be pandering your doomfall.

I am not here to be the bringer of bad portents but I am.

We are under siege by the people who print the monies. If we are not vigilante then they will catch us in our VERY HOMES with our pants down and then use this amazing situation to there advantage.

What happened to me today is I was scowering the internet for pitchers of money because I wanted to see it because I like it. BUT NO MORE. I DO NOT LIKE THE MONIES ANY MORE.

It is what I found on a web site that has made me scared to go outside or let my family leave the basement. I have locked them in the cellar FOR THERE OWN PROTECTION. I WILL KEEP THEM SAFE. Maybe you should think to of locking your family in the cellar before it is too late.

On the website is said by a very smart man who is discovered of this. But first I will show you the object of the conspiracy behavior from our government:

It hurts me to show you the TRUTH

If you are foreign or poor then you do not know this. It is a twenty dollar bill and it is used in America (LAND OF THE HOME - FREE OF THE BRAVE!) for buying things like a microwave or beer. BUT DO NOT PUT YOUR BEER IN THE MICROWAVE BECAUSE IT IS METAL AND YOUR MICROWAVE WILL EXPLODE AND SO WILL THE BEER AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE LESS BEER.

But even so is there many secrets hidden on the (inside) the words and vowels that are on this money?

The answer is YES. INDEFINITELY.

If you want to see the GENUS of this intillectual person then go and visit his web page: it is here if you click on this.

But if you are lazy then I will show you apart of what he revealed on his web page.

And so it begins:

If you can read than welcome to the club!!!

This man is OSAMA BIN LADIN. He was in the WHITE HOUSE with president RONALD R BUSH when he helped to make it look like there was an attack on new york bye people but IT WAS YOUR GOVERNMENT!!!!!

THIS IS VERY SERIEOUS!!!!

The president and his friends made this attack because they HATE AMERICA and they wanted to sell bulldozers from there bulldozer company to start a war and then sell bulldozers to IRAN to clean up the capital of there city where the TOURISTS COME FROM!!!

How do I know these things? The answer has been staring you in your face all this time!! It is the 20 dollar bill!!! If you look at the pitcher above (above) you will see that someone discovered how to fold the 230 dollar bill so that it says OSAMA 20 and then put a pitcher of OSAMA BIN LADIN (the iranish tourist who perpitraped this attack) next to the 20 dollar bill!

WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED??!!!! LOOK UP!! THEIR IS A 20 DOLLAR BILL NEXT TO A PITCHER OF A TOURIST FROM IRAN!!! AND HE IS POINTING UP!!! WHAT IS HE POINTING AT???!!! I DO NOT KNOW!! IS THIS A COINSIDENSE???!!! I DO NOT KNOW!!!

But wait there is more prrof:

Can it be!??

This is even more proof because did you know that the attack on freedom happened on 9?

And if you have a calculater handy then you know that 9 (the day it happened) plus 11 equals approximately 20?!!!

I DIDNT BELEVE IT EITHER BUT HOW CAN YOU DENY THAT MATH HAS HAPPENED HERE!? I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!

But however I have discovered MY OWN secrets put in money by the FORCES THAT BE.

This gives me no pleasure. It is never easy to learn the TRUTH but you have to because THE ILUMINATTI IS REAL. but that is another story. For now my friends lets look at this:

What is Smerica? And WHAT!?!?

Maybe you have heard about the existinse of a SECRET SOCIETY of the worlds most powerfull men who are plotting against our freedoms so that they can sell all of us BULLDOZERS! Well if you have then you know why this is important. If you dont then listen and learn buddy!!

If you look at the way I have very naturally put the letters together of the 20 dollar bill than you see that there is a secret message hidden in this very bill and what it says is exactly what you see:

UNITE SMERICA

Who is Smerica you ask? Simple! They are they secret group and the are so secret that they do not talk in public or on the phone and they NEVER leave eachother phone messages and all of our phones are TAPPED!!

The secret club of rich men only say things to eachother in secret with the 20 dollar bill because what better (or more SECRET) way then to hide there messages inside the 20 dollar bill?!! It is prefect for a secret because everybody (except poor people SORRY) has 20 dollar bills so they can read there secret messages JUST BY GETTING A 20 DOLLARS FROM THE BANK!!!

What will we do when Smerica unites! I DO NOT KNOW!!!! I SWEAR I DO NOT!!!

But also do you remember the math of the 20 dollar bill that I have just spoken of?

Well hang onto your seat!!!:

Can it be!??

I am sorry naysayers but the math speaks for itself here. 1 + 19 DOES equal 20 and if you want to check my math then ok I can wait even if it takes you all day. (HINT: TURN YOUR CALCULATOR ON FIRST!!!)

But this show is nowher NEAR over!

Obseve:

It this a secret about the oceans?

Yes! You are correct! If you see where I found that it says TUNA SOFA on the 20 dollar bill then you are seeing another secret message!

Did I not say that you dont want the TRUTH? Yes I did!!!

But what does it mean? Is it a secret coded message? Where is this sofa? Is there a tuna hiddened inside? And what is in the tuna that makes it so special? Is it a call to WAR?

WE MUST FIND THE TUNA SOFA BEFORE THE FORCES OF EVIL!!! IF THEY FIND THE TUNA SOFA THAN ALL IS LOST!!!

Where is the tuna sofa? I DO NOT KNOW!!! THIS IS PROOF OF WHAT I AM SAYING!! DONT YOU SEE!!!?

And I have found one more:

Wow! I will rue the day!!!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF A SICK JOKE MR. PRESIDENT! YES!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!!

I am keeping my family in the cellar until we get some answers from parliment. I am not joking UNLIKE THE JOKER WHO PUT THIS ABOVE MESSAGE ON THE MONEY WHERE CHILDRED CAN SEE IT. IT IS SICK.

It is not enough to pray on our fears you also have to INSULT US WITH PORNOGRAPHY.

Well I will not except it.

I cant talk any farther on this subject because I have said to much allready. And they are listening.

Please be carefull and PUT YOUR FAMILYS IN YOUR BASEMENTS.

I must go into hiding in a secret place now that is under my house but i am not saying were.

If you can find a secret message on money then you need to tell me but I might not hear because I will be hiding in my basement.

Farewll my comrades.

Tell your own friends about this proof and show them the TRUTH.

[Gratuitous Links to my Homies - Not Part of the Post Above] [Learn More]

- Adam Kinney - The last time I was up in the Seattle area, I drove precisely 12,872,991 miles out of my way to pay a visit to the Kinneys, but I would have driven 12,872,992 miles if it had come down to that.

- Erwin Blonk - Some of you comment on a semi-regular basis, and I like that. It gives Neopoleon a sense of stability that would otherwise not be present on account of my inability to provide it myself. Erwin is very much among the "ome of you" I just mentioned. It makes me happy.