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Personal
Friday, May 23, 2008 5:11 PM
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[If there are typos in here, it's because I'm too tired to find and fix 'em.] As usual when I disappear, I've gotten contacted in every possible way about where I've gone. As usual, there's too much to respond to bit by bit. As usual, I'll do it here.
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This holiday season, substance abuse was my coping mechanism of choice. I hate the holidays. Everything shuts down. You can't get a cup of coffee. Nobody's baking fresh pastries to put in store windows. People you love are dead, it's cold outside, it
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Monday, September 10, 2007 2:02 AM
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[LISTEN UP (OR READ UP OR WHATEVER GAWL): There is SO totally swearing in this post. There is also a section of satirical writing that some highly sensitive people might not realize is satire, but is is satire, and you know that because I just said so.
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[YO: I know this post is long. People (friends, mainly) have been complaining about the long posts. I don't like my friends. The only reason I'm warning you is that I'd hate for you, like my friends, to have to enjoy this entire post only to realize
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Saturday, September 01, 2007 1:10 AM
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It's Friday night. I should be sitting catatonic before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Channel (or whatever it is men like), but I'm not. Not even a little. I'm sitting at my desk with a stuffed purple monster doll. There's a hole in its back where
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I don't know if it's the stress of going back to work, or the stress of having to share the commute with roadfulls of idiot Washington drivers, or the stress of quitting Zoloft (this is probably it - seven days without), or the stress of a recent familial
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:23 PM
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Hi, everybody. In case you forgot, I'm nuts. I like telling stories. I'm pretty good at it, and I like the feeling of going to a party, meeting some saucy lady, and then entertaining her with my charm and wit in such a way that I know damn well I'm the
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I'm not back to top myself. It was suggested exactly one million bajillion times in comments, over email, and, unfortunately, on my voicemail, that I not attempt to outdo my previous opening lines. For what it's worth, I agree. Ever since I did that one
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Friday, June 29, 2007 5:17 PM
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You've emailed, left me messages on Xbox Live, phoned, come in by bus, and one guy even drove all the way out here from another state just to find out what in the hell has been going on. I tried to kill myself last Friday. As far as opening hooks go,
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GuyIncognito left this comment: God, I hope you're not dead? ps. If you are, can I have your XBOX 360 and all your Carl Sagan books? I'll address each issue individually: Q: Is Rory Blyth dead? This is a good question, and I can state with confidence
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