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A Neo Religion
Monday, January 21, 2008 2:03 AM
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Just when you thought you'd never see it again. My doctor ordered me replacement lithium. I was out when I crashed back in December. Making a mental note not to be out of it again. Ever. Still not exactly well, but the maybe-killing-yourself-IS-a-good-idea
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Well. Here we are. The next episode of A Neopoleon Creation Story. I had written most of it much earlier, but I didn't like the way it turned out. I thought about it, trying to figure out what sucked, and then it hit me right in the face like an expertly
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Tuesday, December 04, 2007 4:12 AM
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[NOTE: Whenever I steal a bit of writing or a joke, I credit my victim. In this case, I stole something from my father. When you get to the part about the pig, you can thank dad for the simile - it was all him.] Other than the above note in which I've
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To make sense of this, you'll have to read the previous 18,000 words of A Neopoleon Creation Story. The best place to start is at the beginning. I was having a dream that I was being kicked in the stomach. Over and over. I didn't want to wake up. I
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Monday, November 19, 2007 1:53 AM
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Hello, happy people, and everybody else, which is probably the majority of you. Though I'm unemployed, I still fill my days with activities, and one of them has been to observe human nature. I want to understand why people are so stupid. I haven't learned
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Here we are. Day five. As usual, you'll want to start at day one if you haven't read any of this yet. It took longer than I'd planned, but that's Real Life's fault. Not mine. It's another long one. I wanted to keep it short, but I was having too
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Thursday, November 08, 2007 1:25 PM
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As it is with the other posts in my A Neopoleon Creation series, you're going to have to read the first one (and the ones that follow) for this to make any sense. Also, given the increasing length of these suckers, I don't expect that many of you are
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If you don't read the first post in this series, then none of this is going to make sense. Day three started off on the wrong foot. By the time I got up, sandwich had already left for work. There was a bowl of Glop waiting for Me in the breakfast nook,
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Tuesday, November 06, 2007 12:38 AM
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This won't make any sense unless you've read Day One of A Neopoleon Creation Story. Even then, it might not make sense to you, but at least you'll know you're in possession of all salient facts. I got up a bit late on the second day. I knew this because
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L. Ron Hubbard is one of my heroes. The man opened my eyes... your eyes... ...our eyes... ...to the possibilities of a modern religion built from scratch for a new world. To the limitless imagination, the humanity, the strength, the power, and the profitability
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