"Rory Blyth was born on December 19, 1977, and it is said that he was so beautiful that he began modeling immediately, the umbilical cord still attached to his little tum-tum. He then enjoyed a meteoric rise to fame, accompanied by an equally meteoric rise in riches. I mean CASH. He was rich. Like, he could have buyed you. Yeah, I said "buyed." 'Cause when you're rich as I am, you say whatever you want, and if someone has a problem with it, I kill 'em, 'cause I OWN THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. Also, Rory had a fourteeen inch penis that lit up and sometimes flashed messages in Morse Code, and he was hired by the CIA just for this reason. Rory's incredible penis made him an international spy, and the preserved member will be put on display at the Smithsonian when it is not going on tour to open up for the Rolling Stones. Rory is survived by several hundred thousand illegitimate children because he just rolled like that. I'd list where the service is, but trust me - you don't have what it takes to get in the door, you effing loser. Peace, my dawggs."
In the above obituary, Rory claims a 14-inch penis. By how many inches is this claim off?
Three inches. Rory is 11-inches at the most. (42.9%)
He under-exaggerated by an inch. I know, I can swallow a balloon. (28.6%)
Do the physics man! For a man of Rory's fame and stature, he NEEDS a 14-inch penis to be able to walk. (14.3%)
What's a penis? (14.3%)