This post will show as being anonymous, even though I'm logged in.

So, I can leave my little confession here.

Like... I don't know. I mean, you know it's me, so I'm not going to actually do it right now.

But if I were to do it, then it would probably be something like "I didn't eat all my green beans" or "I like horse-pee-porn."

Get it?

I hope so.

Make use of this forum. I have no doubt that you weird bastards have some fairly entertaining little secrets...