Rory! Welcome to your book club! That's right, there IS a book club. AND a book. As to how many people have it and are reading...your guess is as good as mine.
In your absence, the book club forum descended into anarchy. Many were killed in the battle that ensued. Those of us that were left drew up a treaty. It stated that we would no longer fight against each other. We would work through issues and run the book club as best we could in your stead. And most importantly, we would use combine our powers to defend the earth at the first sign of alien invasion.
For a while there was peace throughout the club. Then came the day we decided on a book. The quest for the book was perilous. Where would one find such an old manuscript in time to be involved in the discussion? There was no clear answer. Many of us turned to the gods of Amazon, hoping that they would take pity on us and ship us something quickly. Others many the long journey to their local used book store, oftentimes only to find that their quest had been for naught.
The search for the book has been an ordeal that has consumed many of your followers. I tell you this not to turn you from the journey you too will have to take, but merely to make you feel bad about the deaths of so many due to your will. I figure that will get you off to a good start on the religion topic, since now you'll have a idea of what it's like to be a god. I mean, it's hard! All the people blaming you for things and asking for stuff. Who wants that kind of job? I'm hoping the answer will make itself clear as I read the writings that so many have sacrificed so much for. AKA - "The Wisdom of Insecurity" by Mr. Watts.
And so, on behalf of the few survivors, I welcome you back into the fold. To show that there are no hard feelings, I pardon you of the crime of leaving us and offer you the rights to a free beer, coffee, or other drink of your choosing.
Also, come up with a date to start discussing. I mean, come on, it's gotta start sometime. How about the 4th?
Travis Merkel
Microsoft Code Monkey and Head Chef
Redmond, WA